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You Might Be a ******* if:

l. The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse.

2. You let your l2 year old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front
of her kids.

3. You've been married three times & still have the same in-laws.

4. You think the woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different
5. You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.

6. Anyone in your family ever died right after saying, "Hey y'all watch

7. You think the last words of the Star Spangled Banner are, "Gentleman,
start your engines".

8. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its

9. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.

l0. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the
House of Tattoos.

11. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law
against it.

12. You think loading a dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.

13. Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.

14. The biggest city you've ever been to is Wal-Mart.

15. Your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings
you home.

LMAO :twofinger
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