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40ish..............................................49
Adventurous.......................Slept with everyone
Athletic......................................No tits
Average looking................................Ugly
Beautiful............................Pathological liar
Contagious Smile..................Does a lot of pills
Emotionally Secure......................On medication

Feminist...........................................Fat
Free spirit.....................................Junkie
Friendship first...........................Former slut
Fun..........................................Annoying
New-Age.................Body hair in the wrong places
Old-fashioned................................No BJs
Open-minded.................................Desperate
Outgoing.........................Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate................................Sloppy drunk
Professional.....................................Bitch
Voluptuous....................................Very Fat
Large frame.................................Hugely Fat
Wants Soul mate...............................Stalker


WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want..
5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = You're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = You better not
8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think
about?


MEN'S ENGLISH:
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = Let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay



Men are from Bars...

Women are from Genius!
 

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Those are mildly entertaining.
 
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