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A physician claims these are actual comments from his patients
made while he was performing colonoscopies:

1. "Take it easy, Doc, you're boldly going where no man has gone
before."
2. "Find Amelia Earnhart yet?"
3. "Can you hear me NOW?"
4. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"
5. "You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married."
6. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"
7. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out. You do the
Hokey Pokey...."
8. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"
9. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must acquit!"
10. "Hey, Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."
11. "Could you write me a note for my wife, saying that my head is
not, in fact, up there?
 

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I could totally imagine myself saying something like that just to lighten up the mood a little bit. I am not looking forward to colonoscopies as I get older, just about every male in my family is at risk for colon cancer and is always having pollops removed by the time they are mid 40's. Ick, it's gonna suck to be me then.
 
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