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well let me start by saying it's my b-day. I am sick as all hell I have a high fever stuffy/runny nose, sore throate, congested head, sore body, can't sleep, caughing and I can not ride. I tried to move my bike and almost dropped it because I cound not hold it up from being sick. This sucks big time no b-day ride for me. Any way any one know of somthing fun to do on the net since I'm stuck at home?
 

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Walk it off sissy :lol

j/k, Happy B-day and hope you get better

As for passing the time, people post lots of links to great flashes/games here, so look through the fourms.
 

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Walk it off sissy :lol

j/k, Happy B-day and hope you get better

As for passing the time, people post lots of links to great flashes/games here, so look through the fourms.
I will I play that one where you throw the paper in the garbage can all the time. I did try to walk it off but almost dropped my bike. So I don't think I should try to ride.
 

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Yea understandable, I suck at that game, lol.

Since it is your birthday, i will provide a few links.

http://www.vosko.net/media/random/triumph.wmv

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mototraining.wmv

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/e...&category=50425

http://brecht.edustria.com/jokedata...g_up_hooker.wmv

http://release.theplatform.com/cont...serName=Unknown

^not that great......

Rules

At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down. Finally, the
guys' side of the story.
(I must admit, it's pretty good.)

We always hear "the rules"
from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These
are our rules!
Please note... these are all numbered "1"
ON PURPOSE!

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it
down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining
about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it
that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do
not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's
what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact,
all comments become null and void after 7 days.

1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us
to act like soap opera guys.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways
makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it
done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it
yourself.

1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during
commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach,
for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no
idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say nothing," we will act like
nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the
hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer
you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is
fine...Really.

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to
discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or monster
trucks.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.

1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch
tonight; but did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

WORDS WOMEN USE
******************************


FINE

This is the word women use to end an argument when they are
right and you need to shut up.

FIVE MINUTES

If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is
only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch
the game before helping around the house.

NOTHING

This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and
you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually
end in "Fine"

GO AHEAD

This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.

**LOUD SIGH**

This is not actually a word, but is a nonverbal statement often
misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot
and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with
you over "Nothing"

THAT'S OKAY

This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can
make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard
before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

THANKS

A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say
you're welcome.

Thought
There once was a deacon and a preacher, and they had been friends for a long time. One day the deacon got sick and was put in the hospital, so the preacher decided to go and see his old friend.
When he walked into the hospital room, the preacher noticed all the hoses and medical equipment attached to the deacon. The preacher then walked over and kneeled by the bed and began to pray for the deacon.

The deacon motioned frantically at a pad and pen on the nightstand. ''You want that?'' the preacher stopped praying momentarily and asked him. The deacon began waving his hands and then tried to attack the preacher. So finally the preacher handed his friend the pad and pen and the deacon began to scribbling to write. All of a sudden the deacon died.

At his funeral, the preacher was asked to deliver the service. ''He was a good man and I'll never forget him,'' the preacher said, ''I was with him when he died. I'll always remember him as how he was in his better days, although at the end he lost his sanity. As a matter of fact I have his last thought in my coat pocket here.''

The preacher reaches into his pocket and pulls out the paper. "Get up and stop praying you bastard! You're kneeling on my oxy...''

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/kidsshow.wmv


Ok maybe that will occupy you for 10 min :lol
 

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Nyquill knocks me out in a matter of minutes, lol
 

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Here's a good game......see how many times you can succesfully jerk off in a 24hr period :D I haven't had a chance to play that game since I was like 15, I miss it :lol
 

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Thanks cash for the links. Firefighter81 sound like fun but the g/f would be upset I havent gave here any in a week so thats a no go on that one. I have been taking Nyquill it helps a little.
 

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the great ESKIMO said:
the deacon was gonna say oxycotton right? sorry to hear dennis. get well soon and :birthday
Thanks Eskimo. I was wondering if you had the D&D on your bike or are you going to get it?
 

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dennisred69 said:
Thanks Eskimo. I was wondering if you had the D&D on your bike or are you going to get it?
heres the story. had one ordered on a tuesday. was going to come in on the next tuesday. ran from the cops on a saturday. had to call and cancel it on that monday. had to pay a $60 re-stocking fee on a $267 slip-on! im thinking about gettin one. they sound great! IMO!
 

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! :birthday
 

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Hey Eskimo, he was gonna say Oxygen........:lol
 
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