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Well the "administration" at my job has BLOCKED me from using SBN.. Can you fucking believe that shit?! Can't hold me down though, little do they know I'm a tech nerd TOO!! Fuckin clown shoes.. Just thought I would share my success story. Dont let the man hold you down.. :cheers :urowned
 

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cause i spend all night on this shit. I been killin the company bandwidth aparently..
 

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Helps if you are the admin... :devil
 

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I'm prob better at the shit than our admin. They should make ME their admin, infinite ways around that shit..
 

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LOL.........you are soooooo hooked.
 

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Here is what you do.
Every time you have the slightest glitch, tick, slowness...etc on your PC now, call for Tech Support, preferably the admin that did this to you. Be the biggest dumbass on the planet while working with them. If they say, "Hit the Enter key" say OK and then let him hear you hit about 40 keys and then say "Which key??",

If they tell you to press anything, immediately reboot the PC and tell them, "Oops, I think I reset it" then sit on the phone while it reboots. Then tell them it came up to a black screen. Let them troubleshoot until you laugh and say "Oh wow, I just had the monitor turned off"
Make sure you do not resolve anything, make them come to you to fix it. Then when they get there, tell them "Something happened because it's now working, thanks"

Keep unplugging your network cable or mess up 1 pin on the jack and then complain loudly to your bosses that you can't F'n work without a good connection to the network and the Admin doesn't seem to want to help you.

Forward every company email to the entire company again by mistake, that takes up some good bandwidth, especially if there are large attachments.

I'm sure there are other ways to torture the guy, you just have to make him get out of his chair as much as possible to troubleshoot phantom issues.

Oh yeah, tell them it freezes up intermittently and it's driving you crazy...make then sniff the network all day to resolve the issue, just never say it's fixed.

Sorry to hear this, I need SBN at my job.
 

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My work went about 3 months blocking me. All because of a co worker looking at porn. When they fired him, they gave everyone free access again.
 

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The company you work for must be connected with a 9.6k modem if your usin too much bandwidth visiting a forum.... ROFL it only takes maybe 20Kb to display a page... so either your a super dooper speed reader or it's some other reason.... like maybe not doing what you get paid to do? :confused:
 

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Krazy Hawaiian said:
The company you work for must be connected with a 9.6k modem if your usin too much bandwidth visiting a forum.... ROFL it only takes maybe 20Kb to display a page... so either your a super dooper speed reader or it's some other reason.... like maybe not doing what you get paid to do? :confused:

Nah, they know I'm the man at what I do.. I download tons of movies and what not..I'm sure I've used half a gig at least watchin movies over and over again.. lol
 

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Nah, they know I'm the man at what I do.. I download tons of movies and what not..I'm sure I've used half a gig at least watchin movies over and over again.. lol

www.megaproxy.com

A browser-based proxy, $15/ 3 months, works handily for the blocked firearms sites here.
 
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