[MAD_CAT]

A blind man walks into a bar, makes his way to a bar stool and orders a
drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender.
"Hey, You wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice,
the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is
only fair that you should know five things.
Number One. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
Number Two. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
Number Three. I'm a six-foot-tall, 175 lb. Blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
Number Four. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
Number Five. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
She concludes by smugly asking, "Now think about it seriously, mister.
Do you still want to tell that joke?"

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters,
"Nah, not if I'm going to have to explain it five fucking times."

:lao nfloor

 

[dracoleb]

I've heard the same one, except blonde replaced with Harley rider, think it works better that way

 

[Aenygma]

Cute

 

[LiViN's Easy]

lol it was decent..

 

[whatheduece]

Joe walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He puts the
alligator up on the bar.
He turns to the astonished patrons. "I'll make you a deal. I'll open this
alligator's mouth and place my genitals inside. Then the gator will close
his mouth for one minute. He'll then open his mouth and I'll be unscathed.
"In return for witnessing this spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink."
The crowd murmured their approval. The man stood up on the bar, dropped his
trousers, and placed his privates in the alligator's open mouth.
The gator closed his mouth, and the crowd gasped.
After a minute, the man grabbed a beer bottle from the bar and rapped the
alligator hard on the top of its head. The gator opened his mouth and the
man removed his genitals, unscathed as promised.
The crowd cheered, and the first of his free drinks were delivered.
Joe stood up again and made another offer. "I'll pay anyone $100 who's
willing to give it a try!"
A hush fell over the crowd.
After a while, a hand went up at the back of the bar.
A blonde timidly spoke up, "I'll try, but don't hit me so hard on the head
with that beer bottle!"