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Discussion Starter · #1 ·
and why.

I have persistently been hearing (pun) that it is easier to be Blind than it is to be deaf. I think that's total bullshit.

Deaf People can
-work factory jobs, work data entry, do IT, fly fucking air planes.
-drive cars
-ride bikes
-go to sporting events and enjoy them
-watch TV and movies with CC
-use the computer to do crap.
- WATCH PRON
-go grocery shopping alone
-read the news paper, books, comics
-see immediate danger/defend themselves

Blind people cant do that.

In fact I cant think or many jobs a blind person could do, even working at a call center requires use of a computer these days. You've have to depend on people for rides, sure you could take the bus IF your area offers metro transit. but once you did go some where you have a harder time getting around, easy to get lot, constantly have to ask how much something costs. You just cant do a lot of stuff alone, but at least you can listen to the radio, and listen to TV. Someone attacks you? SOOL.

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What a strange question......I'd rather not be either. Here's one thing the blind can get away with......You get to feel up a girl so you can know what she looks like and no one will think you're a perv. Hand full of boob with no slap. Sick, but it's all I could come up with to counter
 

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Easy, I'd rather be deaf. I work with a deaf guy at work, so I learned sign language to communicate with him better, we talk all day long. He has almost a completely normal life, other than some extra precautions and limitations to some activities. He rides, we even ride together sometimes. Not really a huge deal. Being blind would be way more difficult.
 

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Sex would be less interesting being deaf. Pron on mute.

The other way around is even better having a deaf gal screaming at you to f'k her harder. Picked up a girl many years back at a bar on my birthday night and it was soo loud (and I was drunk) that I didn't realize she was deaf. We just chatted away. It wasn't till later that I realized after sobering up some. Didn't really care, she was fit and pretty cool. She had been a silver medalist in the special olympics for track and field. I guess she qualified because she lost her hearing to rheumatoid fever (or something) as a baby. Either way, interesting one nighter.
 

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I have persistently been hearing that it is easier to be Blind than it is to be deaf.
You must be talking to yourself, then, because nobody says that.
 
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I can watch porn with the sound off but I can't listen to porn without video.

O don't care at all if I go deaf. Blind? I'd hate it.
 

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Easy, deaf

Next topic should be: " Would you rather burn or drown to death?"
 

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After so much your body goes numb drowning also.
yeah but how soon? id imagine its like 15 minutes of heart attack pain where as with a bad enough fire your shits melted off in a few seconds. 3rd degree burns they say feel no pain since the nerves are burnt off.
 

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drowning is much faster and much less pain filled. try holding your breath the next time you go swimming until you start to black out. besides, i love the cold and hate heat...unless its drowning in a salty broth at the hand of cannibals, I'm sticking to aqua velva.
 
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