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During Sunday's sermon entitled "Forgive Your Enemies", the preacher asked
how many of the congregation have forgiven their enemies?

About half held up their hands. He then repeated his question. Now about 80 percent held up their hands. He then repeated his question. All responded, except one elderly lady.

"Mrs. Jones, are you not willing to forgive your enemies?"

"I don't have any."

"Mrs. Jones, that is very unusual. How old are you?"

"Ninety-three." she replied.

"Mrs. Jones, please come down in front and tell the congregation how a
person cannot have an enemy in the world?"

The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle and said, "I outlived those bitches".

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bahahahahaha....good one!! Thanks for the laugh speedmom..been missing you on the boards lately!!!! :)
 

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RSixxygrl said:
bahahahahaha....good one!! Thanks for the laugh speedmom..been missing you on the boards lately!!!! :)
Now that I am a graduate, I had to go out and get a REAL JOB ~ haha, miss you too and the girls, staying in touch as always. Working hard and loving it, riding when I can. :D
 

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I hear you...I am about to get super busy myself now that my new business cards have come in...it's time for a full marketing blitz :) Am glad you are still around though {wink}
 

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bwahahahahah!! to funny!! :lol
 

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thats frickin hilarious.. old people rock! :headbang (cept driving) but boy they are funny with the stories.. could make you laugh for hours
 

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Damn i guess it pays to be old! :lol
yes it does.... :twofinger
 
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