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Could you come back in a few beers?
 

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if i could re arrange the alphabet id put U next to I
SO LAME LOL
 

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Was to easy to Google that one!

http://linesthataregood.com/lame.html

Here is sample.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.
Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?

Hi, my name is Doug. That's "god" spelled backwards with a little bit of you wrapped up in it.

Enough!
 

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Here's a few more:

Straight to the point
I'm a wrestler, let me take you down.
Wanna lock crotchs and swap gravy.
I'd like to wear your thighs as earmuffs.
The word of the day is "legs". Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

Innuendos
Can I see your tan lines?
Do you know, your hair and my pillow are a perfect match?
Excue me ma'am, is that dress felt? Would you like it to be?

Cheese
Excuse me, but I think I dropped something. My Jaw!
Hey, somebody farted. Lets get outta here.
I must be lost. I thought paradise was farther south.
I'm new to town. Could you give me directions to your apartment.
 

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dparadis said:
Was to easy to Google that one!
I'm sorry. Didn't mean to start something that was stupid.
 

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madman748 said:
I'm sorry. Didn't mean to start something that was stupid.
Not what I meant to imply. Really! :rolleyes
 

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1) im like a mechanic....all i do is body work

2) your nickname must be gillette, because you are the best a man can get
 

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Here's a sick one..

How do you like your eggs? Scrambled, overeasy, or fertilized?
 

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i know i look young now, but when im 30.....i'll look like im 20!
 

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"You are the shit that all other poops are measured by!"
"If you play your cards right and by me a couple of drinks, I might let you take me home!" (said to a female... and it actually worked)
"Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Bob?" :beer
 

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Fuck me if I'm wrong, but you want to screw.. right??

or

Lick her shirt and tell her "lets get you out of those wet clothes"
 

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Punkwood2k said:
Fuck me if I'm wrong, but you want to screw.. right??

or

Lick her shirt and tell her "lets get you out of those wet clothes"
I'd stick with the first one, unless she's blonde. :)
 
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