Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.
Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?
Hi, my name is Doug. That's "god" spelled backwards with a little bit of you wrapped up in it.
Straight to the point
I'm a wrestler, let me take you down.
Wanna lock crotchs and swap gravy.
I'd like to wear your thighs as earmuffs.
The word of the day is "legs". Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
Can I see your tan lines?
Do you know, your hair and my pillow are a perfect match?
Excue me ma'am, is that dress felt? Would you like it to be?
Excuse me, but I think I dropped something. My Jaw!
Hey, somebody farted. Lets get outta here.
I must be lost. I thought paradise was farther south.
I'm new to town. Could you give me directions to your apartment.
"You are the shit that all other poops are measured by!"
"If you play your cards right and by me a couple of drinks, I might let you take me home!" (said to a female... and it actually worked)
"Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Bob?" :beer