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I had to to it again yesterday.
First time was a girl in a pickup truck driving on 2 lane in each direction twisty but populated road (FM2222) and was cutting across the inside lane around turns and going back to the outside when it straightened out. Not really speeding, but I was in amazement at what I was watching while I'm 50 feet behind her on a motorcycle. What the fuck is she thinking? She was on the cell phone at one point too. This isn't the first time I've seen it but some days I let it slide and some days I don't. Luckily she pulled into a gas station shortly after so I didn't have to park in front of her at a stop light and get run over or shot through the window, or worse, moving road block her into stopping and risk even more hurt on my end primarily to chew her head off. This one was very apologetic, like any poor girl would be to an angry biker in black.
So yesterday I was riding down LCR (around the speed limit aye thank you), and coming around the first real hair pin going north, when a new model white corolla or something with 20" ricer wheels comes drifting around the turn, coming into my lane right in front of me just before apex, and I see some dumb bitch in the drivers seat. I pull a quick U turn and catch up to her with a quickness. My rear was breaking loose all over the place hitting the tar snakes with every revolution of the wheel. She was on the gas a little too considering it was a slow ass corolla and I had to actually use the throttle to catch her before the volente beach stop sign.
Now was the interesting part. I got in front of her right after the stop sign and attempted to pull over motorcop style minus the black and white paint job, siren, flashing lights, or jurisdiction. I slow down and point at the first place she can pull over, and of course she just goes around me. I get back in front of her again, stop the bike, and sternly motion for her to pull the fuck over.
This slack jawed retard was just blankly staring like she was stoned. I couldn't tell if she was in an adrenaline shock or just terribly naive, but taking into consideration she was either A) Speeding and somehow lost the rear on a front wheel drive car or B) Pulled the E brake, I put an effort into trying to make her shed a tear through moral ground. By the end of her reality check guilt trip she was getting emotional and got the point so I told her to get the fuck out of here before I did something I would later regret. Hopefully she started bawling her eyes out and drove into a tree soon after.
Trailer park class acts I tell ya. They should be pedaling their dumb fat asses around by law until they pass an IQ test.
ƒin.
First time was a girl in a pickup truck driving on 2 lane in each direction twisty but populated road (FM2222) and was cutting across the inside lane around turns and going back to the outside when it straightened out. Not really speeding, but I was in amazement at what I was watching while I'm 50 feet behind her on a motorcycle. What the fuck is she thinking? She was on the cell phone at one point too. This isn't the first time I've seen it but some days I let it slide and some days I don't. Luckily she pulled into a gas station shortly after so I didn't have to park in front of her at a stop light and get run over or shot through the window, or worse, moving road block her into stopping and risk even more hurt on my end primarily to chew her head off. This one was very apologetic, like any poor girl would be to an angry biker in black.
So yesterday I was riding down LCR (around the speed limit aye thank you), and coming around the first real hair pin going north, when a new model white corolla or something with 20" ricer wheels comes drifting around the turn, coming into my lane right in front of me just before apex, and I see some dumb bitch in the drivers seat. I pull a quick U turn and catch up to her with a quickness. My rear was breaking loose all over the place hitting the tar snakes with every revolution of the wheel. She was on the gas a little too considering it was a slow ass corolla and I had to actually use the throttle to catch her before the volente beach stop sign.
Now was the interesting part. I got in front of her right after the stop sign and attempted to pull over motorcop style minus the black and white paint job, siren, flashing lights, or jurisdiction. I slow down and point at the first place she can pull over, and of course she just goes around me. I get back in front of her again, stop the bike, and sternly motion for her to pull the fuck over.
This slack jawed retard was just blankly staring like she was stoned. I couldn't tell if she was in an adrenaline shock or just terribly naive, but taking into consideration she was either A) Speeding and somehow lost the rear on a front wheel drive car or B) Pulled the E brake, I put an effort into trying to make her shed a tear through moral ground. By the end of her reality check guilt trip she was getting emotional and got the point so I told her to get the fuck out of here before I did something I would later regret. Hopefully she started bawling her eyes out and drove into a tree soon after.
Trailer park class acts I tell ya. They should be pedaling their dumb fat asses around by law until they pass an IQ test.
ƒin.
