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Andy Rooney's Comments on Women Over 30

This is for all you girls 30 years and over....and for those who are
turning 30, and for those who are scared of moving into their
30's...AND for guys who are scared of girls over 30!!!!...This was written
by Andy Rooney from CBS 60 Minutes.

Andy Rooney says:
As I grow in age, I value women who are over 30 most of all. Here are
just a few reasons why:

A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask,
"What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think.

If a woman over 30 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And, it's usually something more interesting.

A woman over 30 knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is, what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age of 30
give a damn what you might think about her or what she's doing.

Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with
you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course,
if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they
can get away with it.

Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated.

A woman over 30 has the self-assurance to introduce you to her women
friends. A younger woman with a man will often ignore even her best
friend because she doesn't trust the guy with other women. Women over
30 couldn't care less if you're attracted to her friends because she
knows her friends won't betray her.

Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a
woman over 30. They always know.

A woman over 30 looks good wearing bright red lipstick. This is not true of younger women. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 30 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.

Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you
are a jerk if you are acting like one. You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.

Yes, we praise women over 30 for a multitude of reasons

Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman of 30+, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year-old waitress.

Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when
you can get the milk for free", here's an update for you. Nowadays 80%
of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth
buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

:cheers


 

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acalliste said:
A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask,
"What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think.
Sister, you ain't kidding! HA! HA! Boy, is that right on or what?!!



acalliste said:
Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when
you can get the milk for free", here's an update for you. Nowadays 80%
of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth
buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
I think I just wet myself! :lao <Ducky voice on> Ain't it the truth, ain't it the truth<Ducky voice off>
 

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That was pretty good :lol
 

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It is right on track! Being a hot young thing is over-rated IMO, since I'm now a relatively hot, not-so-young thing with the wisdom & experience of well more than 3 decades on this planet. :D
 

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God Bless Andy Rooney and Amen to you for putting that out there. I can almost guarantee that the majority of posts you will get to this thread will be from women or young guys who still think with their tally wacker or older guys who continue to think with their Johnsons.

There will be a few good men out there who will step up to the plate for us not so old gals (who aren't afraid to get down and funky and are more confident in ourselves than we were years earlier).

I think I am not only more attractive now but more fun and a whole lot smarter!! WTG women!! :2devil :cheers
 

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HOLY SHIT I've just found the women of my dreams!!!! Note to self start looking for 30+.
 

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I just think women over 30 just know how to do it better in gen. i mean they are some exceptions but man a women that is 30 just rocks my world
 

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hanglowejohnson said:
Ill take a hot 12 year old any day.............

So I see you're like caviar and Wacko Jacko, you come on little crackers. :lao
 

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you should see this list for women over 40 and don't even think about women over 50!!
 

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Some of it is bull. most good. Women are going to care what others think about them no matter how old they are. Women with no class don't automatically get it when they reach a certain age.
 

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I think the true answer lies within age in general, lets face it age gives experience, and with experience comes knowledge and with knowledge you really do start to sit back and think who gives a crap.

Now too look at the stereotype of older men desire younger women, this is played both ways, older women would like a younger man too, the difference is women in my mind would only look at the younger man for a bit of fun certainly very rarely for anything else, whereas the man, yep we want the trophy, the hot body, and the oh so innocent shall we dumbness that comes with youth. However, when you look at it again in another light, any younger hot woman with an older man, HE'S rich.

Personally I really dont care about age that much, what I do care about is true sincerety from both parties, and for some reason thats hard to find these days...
 

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I'm friends with several 30- and 40 year old women. Good discussions and fun.

Doesn't keep me from banging my 20-year old girlfriend.

I love being divorced.
 

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NiNjAnIcUnUrSe said:
I can almost guarantee that the majority of posts you will get to this thread will be from women or young guys who still think with their tally wacker or older guys who continue to think with their Johnsons.
Just to prove her point...

Women over 30 RULE!!! Gotta love that sexual peak!!!!!
 

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They don't tell, they don't swell, and their grateful as hell!

I started with women over 30 long ago. I was 18 at the time! Ahh the joys of a woman who knows what the hell she's doing. I swore no more young chippies after trying to explain a proper blow job to one. Still fun to play with on occassion, but when theres serious work to be done, your better off with experience.
 
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