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It seems there has been an insurgance (sp?) of bad news threads and negativity. With that said, I thought I'd post something a bit lighter to ponder. Here's my story:
Being a broke ass bachlor with a full size truck and brand new bike, a man's gotta cut corners from time to time. So while shopping at Wally World, I picked up a couple packs of Kool-Aide.
Well when I got home, I tore into a pack trying to make up a fresh jug of red kool-aide when all of a sudden I dropped it into the pitcher. Needless to say, I got some of the powder and a lot of the undiluted mixture on my fingers. My damn fingers look like I just killed a man with my bare hands!!!
WTF is up with this stuff man?? It stains like no tomorrow. Forget banks buying expensive dye packs. Next time somebody robs a bank, put a waterbaloon filled with red kool-aide and pop it as he leaves!
...and THAT'S the rest of the story.
Being a broke ass bachlor with a full size truck and brand new bike, a man's gotta cut corners from time to time. So while shopping at Wally World, I picked up a couple packs of Kool-Aide.
Well when I got home, I tore into a pack trying to make up a fresh jug of red kool-aide when all of a sudden I dropped it into the pitcher. Needless to say, I got some of the powder and a lot of the undiluted mixture on my fingers. My damn fingers look like I just killed a man with my bare hands!!!
WTF is up with this stuff man?? It stains like no tomorrow. Forget banks buying expensive dye packs. Next time somebody robs a bank, put a waterbaloon filled with red kool-aide and pop it as he leaves!
...and THAT'S the rest of the story.