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It seems there has been an insurgance (sp?) of bad news threads and negativity. With that said, I thought I'd post something a bit lighter to ponder. Here's my story:

Being a broke ass bachlor with a full size truck and brand new bike, a man's gotta cut corners from time to time. So while shopping at Wally World, I picked up a couple packs of Kool-Aide.

Well when I got home, I tore into a pack trying to make up a fresh jug of red kool-aide when all of a sudden I dropped it into the pitcher. Needless to say, I got some of the powder and a lot of the undiluted mixture on my fingers. My damn fingers look like I just killed a man with my bare hands!!!

WTF is up with this stuff man?? It stains like no tomorrow. Forget banks buying expensive dye packs. Next time somebody robs a bank, put a waterbaloon filled with red kool-aide and pop it as he leaves!

...and THAT'S the rest of the story. :D
 

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Sweet..... guess your hands match Jen's after the poker run. Funny story...I'd only expect it from you though. I agree on the thread statement though.
 

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That is too damn funny man......only from you man
 

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Have you ever tried the blue flavor... Damn its like friggin dye... Tongue, mouth anything it comes into contact with.
 

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So that's why my magic stick was always blue in elementary school??? Damn 8th grade girls and their love of younger men.
 

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Yeah...them days... now just need to find adult women that like younger guys.... how are the hands doing two days later Bobby?
 

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Let's just say I scrubbed 'em clean later that day. :lol I crack me up sometimes.
 

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Nekkid Bobby said:
Let's just say I scrubbed 'em clean later that day. :lol I crack me up sometimes.

I think I speak for all of us when I say you crack everyone up ALL the time
 
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