[seattlesucks]

I had my first run in with a new(to me) type of cager today, and this one is my FAVORITE.

Nascar Man!
-He's in an oversized, american made truck with a 'support our troops' sticker, mudflaps, and lots of chrome. He is incapable of realizing that the local super slab is not daytona. Not only is he pissed that Dale Jr took 2nd today, he's pissed that your "god damn rice rocket" is faster than the Harley he can't afford. He's sure that when you pass him, it means you challenge him and his huge truck to a race!

Who is your favorite cager?

 

[Hagios]

Parking lot hit and run soccer mom.

 

[seattlesucks]

Parking lot hit and run soccer mom.

lol... care to elaborate? :lao

 

[esp]

I would have to say my least favorite would be the guys with the $400 geo prizm and 2 grand worth of screens and audio in it. They stare at you at a stop lights and if he catches you looking in his direction he thinks you're checking out how "dope" his ride is then turns up the bass, as he turns into the parking lot to collect a well fare check.

 

[Hagios]

lol... care to elaborate? :lao

Sure. This happened on the ride that punctuated my move from CA to MT. I was in a parking lot for Arby's in (some city in CA), and was about to start working on a Roast Beef & Chedder, when I saw out of the corner of my eye, a green object becoming very large and imposing coming towards the window (and my bike which stood between the window and me). I began sweating profusely at this point, and broke into a sprint for the door, waving my arms trying to get her attention so that she might get the hint that she should STOP. She hit my bike on the side, cracked the front fairing somewhat, and the bike tipped and nailed the tank against the curb.

I stupidly expected her to set a good example for her kids by handling the issue like an adult, so I moved to right my bike. I look up as I hear her hauling ass out of the parking lot, but I'm not about to drop my bike again. Only got half of her plate, so no hit and run charges for uppity Mrs. Bitch and her fucking kids. :upyours

 

[seattlesucks]

Sure. This happened on the ride that punctuated my move from CA to MT. I was in a parking lot for Arby's in (some city in CA), and was about to start working on a Roast Beef & Chedder, when I saw out of the corner of my eye, a green object becoming very large and imposing coming towards the window (and my bike which stood between the window and me). I began sweating profusely at this point, and broke into a sprint for the door, waving my arms trying to get her attention so that she might get the hint that she should STOP. She hit my bike on the side, cracked the front fairing somewhat, and the bike tipped and nailed the tank against the curb.

I stupidly expected her to set a good example for her kids by handling the issue like an adult, so I moved to right my bike. I look up as I hear her hauling ass out of the parking lot, but I'm not about to drop my bike again. Only got half of her plate, so no hit and run charges for uppity Mrs. Bitch and her fucking kids. :upyours

That SUCKS!

 

[Sibling]

My favorite is the buick driving old people. Their natural habitat is normally around golf courses and bingo halls. Signs that you are behind an old person other than the buick. 1. They cannot turn their heads to look at their mirrors so they do a swerve and then hope everyone noticed they want into that lane. 2. They are doing 5-10 under the speed limit. 3. They have decided to be nice today and let everyone at the stop sign go before them. 4.They can't see far enough so they will go from 5-10 under to a stop when they are 5 feet from their turn.

 

[hendross]

I like the; hyundai driving; 4'-3" asian women (peering through the steering wheel) on the cell phone.

 

[peldor]

Mine is the one I had a run in on my way to work today. The 'I don't like you because you can lanesplit mom in a minivan' you know the one that pull into the middle of the lane to block you from lanesplitting. The traffic wasn't even moving and she just pulls out and blocks me. WtF? I just stopped by here window and stared at her, she scooted as far from me as she could and started screaming at me "I AM CALLING 911 GO AWAY!" I wanted to say well hell lady get out of the way and I will!
They guy in the truck next to me was laughing his ass off
Jeez didn't even have a cuppa coffee and this happens... hope the rest of the day is better.

 

[MeinGlänzendMotorrad]

Anyone who jumps out ten feet in front of me when I'm cranking it at about 100 on the highway when I'm late for work. It happens every day.

(And to the cop that just gave me that huge shit-eating grin last night when I blew past him and realized it was a cop - Thanks. Now why couldn't you have been right there when I got cut off five minutes earlier by that asshole in the beat up SUV? >_<)

 

[TemtnF8]

All of them... They're just obstacles to me.

 

[ithicaplasma]

The fast and the furious wana be’s that think your passing them is an invite to race. So dude the big plastic wing gives your car super powers?

The really funny thing is even my cage is faster than 99% of these S-boxes but they never want to race me in it, just when I am on my much faster bike.

 

[deftones156]

Oh, I have lots of favorites, but the one I encountered yesterday was one that we are all too familiar with.
The stupid punks in their Civics/Integras/accords/etc. who think either:

A: We are bros cause we both drive Japanese machinery
or
B: I am impressed and fearful of his 17 second 1/4 mile shitbox with a folger's can on the back that makes his civic/integra/accord sound like a dying, vibrating lawnmower.

A. We are not.
B. I fart in your general direction.

I was at a stop sign waiting to go straight, and this kid in a red civic (lowered, fart can) turns left in front of me, and as soon as he's straightened out (and right next to me) he guns it so I can be impressed with the power of his "badass" ride. :gheyfight

It got a chuckle out of me at least...

 

[bush]

The geriatric fuck that clearly sees me pulling out at a 4-way stop, but blows through the stopsign anyway and makes a right turn directly into my path.

 

[kneedraggin650s]

I seem to always run across the guys that are sitting in the back seat, you know leaned all the way back and you can't even tell if their is a driver. They are driving this POS with a 5 ft wing thinking it is so fast it can fly, and radio turned up so load I can hear it over the road noise and my MP3 player, when they are 50ft away. Oh and lets not forget that fart can that has already been mentioned, by other member. They think they can pull right out in front of you and accelerate fast enough to keep you from hitting the brakes when in reality I have to swerve to avoid hitting them. I hit the horn, but they can't hear it, and if they do hear it they give you the f**k you look and try to race.

 

[t-dizzle]

My favorite has gotta be *******/white trash with a mullet in a POS primered truck. We have way too many of those here. They congregate at Wal-Marts. In fact one of these fine specimen almost took me out yesterday driving in the middle of the road...we really need to imprison stupid people.

Why do they always plaster HD stickers everywhere, when they don't even ride?

 

[mssdrider]

Little 16 year old Brittina Speguilara look alikes in Daddy's BMW with a cell phone plastered to her ear and huge ass Paris Hilton sunglasses that somehow prevents her from seeing a bright red bike next to her and swerve into my lane. Then when she finally sees me after I gun it to avoid being hit, flips ME off... WTF????

 

[Mizatt]

The Left-Lane Roadblock - that asshole who is so oblivious to the fact that 15 cars have gone around his dumb ass because he's sitting at 55 in the fast lane. It's called the fast lane for a reason, you dumb fuck!

 

[Pyromaniac]

Douchebags who merge into you and when you gun it to avoid getting pushed off the road by them, they flip you off thinking you just flew past them at 90mph .

 

[LiViN's Easy]

I see your point, but whats with picking on the 'support our troops' sticker?.......
Just giving you a hard time...

I just hate people who are in the l eft lane while the right lane is passing them then when you hop in the right lane to pass they speed up to try and prevent oyu from passing... Stupid bitches.