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A crusty old biker, on a summer ride in the
country, walks into a tavern and sees a sign
hanging over the bar which reads:

CHEESEBURGER: $1.50

CHICKEN SANDWICH : $2.50

HANDJOB: $10.00

Checking his wallet for the necessary
payment, he walks up to the bar and
beckons to one of the three exceptionally
attractive women serving drinks
to a meager looking group of farmers.

"Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile,
"can I help you?"

"I was wondering," whispers the biker,
"are you the young lady who gives
the hand-jobs?"

"Yes," she purrs, "I am."

The old biker replies, "Well wash your
hands, I want a cheeseburger."
 

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Ducman851 said:
A crusty old biker, on a summer ride in the
country, walks into a tavern and sees a sign
hanging over the bar which reads:

CHEESEBURGER: $1.50

CHICKEN SANDWICH : $2.50

HANDJOB: $10.00

Checking his wallet for the necessary
payment, he walks up to the bar and
beckons to one of the three exceptionally
attractive women serving drinks
to a meager looking group of farmers.

"Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile,
"can I help you?"

"I was wondering," whispers the biker,
"are you the young lady who gives
the hand-jobs?"

"Yes," she purrs, "I am."

The old biker replies, "Well wash your
hands, I want a cheeseburger."
Ha ha ha!

Thats a good one. :lao
 

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An Old lady parks her Harley in front of a well-known biker bar and walks inside, right up to the leader of the local bike gang. She says "I'd like to become a member of your gang"
To which the man replies, "Well, do you even have a motorcycle?"
She says "sure, it's right out front, a new Harley"`
"Ok" the man replies, "you have a leather jacket?"
"Sure do, it's right on my bike" replies the woman
"How bout any tattoos?"
She lifts up her sleeves and shows him all of her tats...
Last question says the man, "You even been picked up by the fuzz?"

To which the old lady promptly replies: "No, but I've been swung around by the tits a few times...."










This one always goes over well at the racetrack.
 

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Those are both classics... :eek:nfloor
 

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