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This can a theme song for so many people!!

"When your feeling blue,
Don't know what to do,
Sitting all alone,
Waiting by the phone.

The world seems so unfair,
and no one seems to care,
When your dreams are ripped and torn,
You've got a friend in porn.

Thank you for the porn,
Tho other folks may scorn
The constant mindless sex,
And the crude special effects,
It get's you thru the day,
whether bi, or srtaight, or gay,
When you wish you where never born,
You've got a friend in porn

When the night is long,
everything seems wrong,
Your love is on a shelf,
Your forced to touch yourself.

You reach for your old friend,
the pleasures never end,
and I think you'll find,
it's a friend you can rewind!

Thank you for the porn,
Tho other folks may scorn
The constant mindless sex,
And the crude special effects,
It get's you thru the day,
whether bi, or srtaight, or gay,
When you wish you where never born,
You've got a friend in porn

You've got a friend in porn,
You've got a friend in porn,
You've got a friend in porn,
You've got a friend in POOOOOORRRRN!!!!"
 

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that was true and sad... hell dont get me wrong i like porn. i just hope it never gets so bad i write a song about it... u need rreal live people....people. not porn not net friends get a life. i was not talking about u wardog i mean in general
 

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porn rocks.... show me two girls snowballing... or some guy pulling his dick out of one girls pussy and into another girls mouth... and my day gets significantly better...
 

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dreamy333 said:
that was true and sad... hell dont get me wrong i like porn. i just hope it never gets so bad i write a song about it... u need rreal live people....people. not porn not net friends get a life. i was not talking about u wardog i mean in general
I'm hurt...I need a hug...:cry :eek: :joke
 

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WARDOGG said:
This can a theme song for so many people!!

"When your feeling blue,
Don't know what to do,
Sitting all alone,
Waiting by the phone.

The world seems so unfair,
and no one seems to care,
When your dreams are ripped and torn,
You've got a friend in porn.

Thank you for the porn,
Tho other folks may scorn
The constant mindless sex,
And the crude special effects,
It get's you thru the day,
whether bi, or srtaight, or gay,
When you wish you where never born,
You've got a friend in porn

When the night is long,
everything seems wrong,
Your love is on a shelf,
Your forced to touch yourself.

You reach for your old friend,
the pleasures never end,
and I think you'll find,
it's a friend you can rewind!

Thank you for the porn,
Tho other folks may scorn
The constant mindless sex,
And the crude special effects,
It get's you thru the day,
whether bi, or srtaight, or gay,
When you wish you where never born,
You've got a friend in porn

You've got a friend in porn,
You've got a friend in porn,
You've got a friend in porn,
You've got a friend in POOOOOORRRRN!!!!"
You're welcome. :)
 

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Porn is a good thing... virtual sex is bad...
 
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