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So I want to play a prank on xmas or her birthday. We have been going strong for a year and a half. Earlier this year I had some extra cash, so randomly I produced an '08 ninja 250R. She loved it!
Now she is lusting VERY VERY hard for a Daytona 675. It's sick how badly she wants one.
I will have a friend text her saying something like: Btw, Brent may have bought you anothe bike. Or even like: You may be getting a Daytona

Here is the plan. Cover my bike up with a tarp and stick a Triumph Daytona model on the seat.
I feel this may lead into a nice slap, but it will be on video.
Should I do this awful sick joke?!

Edit: Gonna tone it down, no texts no prods. Just oops you found a Triumph key now dont go outside.

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I agree with the others, that is mean. You will not see the 2 yr mark or worse yet she will start coming into the bedroom naked and have you worked up......then throw you a Penthouse and walk out.
 

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wait, why you guys trying to ruin what could be a epic internet video for us? come on do it, I don't see what could go wrong....
 

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I see absolutely no good coming from this. I'm a huge fan of playing pranks too... But this isn't really even a prank. It's just kinda disappointing for her.

If you want to play a prank, go for this one:

 

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Depends on the gf. I would totally get away with a prank like that, but that's because unlike most women, my gf has a sense of humour and won't go ballistic if a joke is at her expense.
 

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Yea..... No....

If your gona pull a prank pull one like putting a smoke bomb in the oven or something like that.


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I have a pretty good sense of humor and.I think that might be a bit much to swallow. Joke totally intended.

A key ring or triumph key lying around would be amusing but you can't drag it out for forever and you have to let her build up her own expectations with no prodding or hints and really you can't build up colossal hope and have nothing to show for it. If you are going to pull a big prank you better have a big well this isn't even a close second but consolation prize ( new gloves, helmet heated jacket something of that nature)
 
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I don't quite understand why the young lady doesn't just go out and purchase said motorcycle herself rather than wait for her boyfriend to do it.
 

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cause she wants him to buy it and then leave. sounds like a great plan. free bike and a new ride to get better guys. ;)
 

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21 years old and bought girlfriend a motorcycle.... thinking about buying her another bike. Or at least making her think you did and then not actually doing it.


Yeah, nothing can go wrong here at all.
 

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Holy crap, not the response I expected LOL.
Hmm.. I may change up a little. What I wrote WAS mean as hell. It popped into my head and grew into that little monster
I found a sweet model that comes with a keychain. Might just say: here, I got something for you at my place. *toss keychain* then let her imagination run wild.

She takes pranks and shit well, I feel if its toned down a couple notches it could be good.

And sidenote, she knows Im not buying the next one. She asked me not to.
 

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Fuck the haters. I say do it. If she's got a sense of humor, she'll get a good laugh out of it. My ex? I don't think that bitch had a funny bone in her entire body (insert boned jokes here) and I'd be sleeping on the couch for a week for something like this. Depends on the girl, if you know she's going to take it well, do it.
 

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Holy crap, not the response I expected LOL.
Hmm.. I may change up a little. What I wrote WAS mean as hell. It popped into my head and grew into that little monster
I found a sweet model that comes with a keychain. Might just say: here, I got something for you at my place. *toss keychain* then let her imagination run wild.

She takes pranks and shit well, I feel if its toned down a couple notches it could be good.

And sidenote, she knows Im not buying the next one. She asked me not to.
I'd say take the keychain idea but tie it into "dick in a box!"
 

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man, i'm doing it all wrong.... keep tellin her she ain't gettin shit, then next thing ya know, i buy her an SUV..... then a b***** diamond... oh the humanity!!! when will F'n stop?
 

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man, i'm doing it all wrong.... keep tellin her she ain't gettin shit, then next thing ya know, i buy her an SUV..... then a b***** diamond... oh the humanity!!! when will F'n stop?

Remember, What do women want? EVERYTHING! They just don't want to admit it.

And for the OP, imagine if your gf was leading you on to think that she finally wants you to experience a threesome. She tells you she already has a girl picked out and in the bedroom. Before you go into the bedroom, she blindfolds you and takes you in the bedroom. You are sitting there, anxious and exciting and when she pulls the blindfold off...you just see a porn. And not a video of porn, but a printed out gallery of a 2 girls 1 guy porn scene. With the confused look on your face, your gf says that you better enjoy yourself because that is the only action you getting anytime too.

And to make matters worse, she then grabs your bike keys. But not to take your bike, but to take your bike seat. Then walks away laughing saying "Have fun with your new bike mod."
 
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