> > On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm.
> >
> > The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing
> > is struck by lightning.
> >
> > One woman, in particular, loses it.
> >
> > Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane. "I'm too young to
> > die," she wails.
> >
> > Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on
> > earth to be memorable! Is there anyone on this plane who can make me
> > feel like a WOMAN?"
> >
> > For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril.
> >
> > They all stare, eyes riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of
> > the plane.
> >
> > Then a cowboy from Wyoming stands up in the rear of the plane. He is
> > handsome, well built, with dark brown hair and blue eyes. He starts to
> > walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt, one button at a time.
> >
> > No one moves.
> >
> > He removes his shirt. Muscles ripple across his chest.
> >
> > She gasps . .
> >
> > He whispers . .
> >
> >
> > "Iron this. Then, get me a beer."
> >
> > The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing
> > is struck by lightning.
> >
> > One woman, in particular, loses it.
> >
> > Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane. "I'm too young to
> > die," she wails.
> >
> > Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on
> > earth to be memorable! Is there anyone on this plane who can make me
> > feel like a WOMAN?"
> >
> > For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril.
> >
> > They all stare, eyes riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of
> > the plane.
> >
> > Then a cowboy from Wyoming stands up in the rear of the plane. He is
> > handsome, well built, with dark brown hair and blue eyes. He starts to
> > walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt, one button at a time.
> >
> > No one moves.
> >
> > He removes his shirt. Muscles ripple across his chest.
> >
> > She gasps . .
> >
> > He whispers . .
> >
> >
> > "Iron this. Then, get me a beer."
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