[NattyDrez]

Oh man, I listen to this short blurb every now and then and it never fails to give me a good laugh. Im sure its been posted before, just like the other 10 million links on here, but who cares.

YouTube - Adam Carolla talks about motorcyclists

"Ive seen you pull that move, both feet out like fuckin pontoons all the way through the intersection"

 

[bigstove]

that was great!

 

[Enzo_Guy]

I have a straight-piped Harley with mini-apes and it rumbles most anything nearby. But then again I'm not the dentist running around in a sleeveless shirt with no helmet on trying to look cool, it actually takes more than just rolling my bike to the dealership to keep it running. I just learn to do everything myself with nothing more than a shop manual and internet access, let's see the RUBs try to figure out an ironhead (although I have nothing against them as people as they are often some of the nicest people I meet and take a genuine interest in my bike, I just have a problem sometimes with their "I have a Harley so I'm automatically a badass" attitude or even worse their "you have a Sportster so you're not a badass like me on my Big Twin" attitude).

Yet, I recognize the fact that I'm an asshole (as Adam Carolla would describe my demographic of motorcycle riders). I know this because I really don't care that I'm being an asshole with my loud pipes, I don't think I could count the times a deer has almost run out in front of my bike but takes off the other direction when I let out a hearty 4K rev. If I'm alive because of those loud pipes (deer collisions are quite common in my hometown in MD, it was actually a bit unnerving riding home from work at night and knowing that at any moment a deer could dart out and kill me) then I'm sorry but I don't really give a rat's about waking you up when I ride by, me being considerate ends when my life is at risk (not looking to start a "loud pipes save lives" debate, just wanted to voice my opinion on how I have found them beneficial to my safety).

Side note: I did find that clip rather humorous, regardless of whether it applies to me or not.

 

[YamahaFreak]

I have a straight-piped Harley with mini-apes and it rumbles most anything nearby. But then again I'm not the dentist running around in a sleeveless shirt with no helmet on trying to look cool, it actually takes more than just rolling my bike to the dealership to keep it running. I just learn to do everything myself with nothing more than a shop manual and internet access, let's see the RUBs try to figure out an ironhead (although I have nothing against them as people as they are often some of the nicest people I meet and take a genuine interest in my bike, I just have a problem sometimes with their "I have a Harley so I'm automatically a badass" attitude or even worse their "you have a Sportster so you're not a badass like me on my Big Twin" attitude).

Yet, I recognize the fact that I'm an asshole (as Adam Carolla would describe my demographic of motorcycle riders). I know this because I really don't care that I'm being an asshole with my loud pipes, I don't think I could count the times a deer has almost run out in front of my bike but takes off the other direction when I let out a hearty 4K rev. If I'm alive because of those loud pipes (deer collisions are quite common in my hometown in MD, it was actually a bit unnerving riding home from work at night and knowing that at any moment a deer could dart out and kill me) then I'm sorry but I don't really give a rat's about waking you up when I ride by, me being considerate ends when my life is at risk (not looking to start a "loud pipes save lives" debate, just wanted to voice my opinion on how I have found them beneficial to my safety).

Side note: I did find that clip rather humorous, regardless of whether it applies to me or not.

And it's due to assholes like this is why state lawmakers are listening to complaints and creating laws against noise issues to include loud exhausts. If you really don't care that your loud exhaust disturbs people then hopefully you'll start getting those tickets you so richly deserve.

 

[Enzo_Guy]

And it's due to assholes like this is why state lawmakers are listening to complaints and creating laws against noise issues to include loud exhausts. If you really don't care that your loud exhaust disturbs people then hopefully you'll start getting those tickets you so richly deserve.

Historic tags in Maryland, no exhaust restrictions. I could legally run a 2" long pipes right off the side of the motor, but I do actually have custom baffles in my pipes, quieter than straight drags but there is no muffler so they are considered "straight pipes". My baffle isn't much more than a vertical piece of metal about 1/2" wide at the end of the pipes, but compared to true drag pipes there is a noticeable sound difference (my co-worker's '84 ironhead had drags on it, we ran the bikes next to each other to see how much of a difference it made, he told me he liked the sound from my bike a little better than his own because mine makes more of a "thump" sound compared to his which makes more of a "pop"). But again, not looking to debate this as we all have different opinions on the topic. You feel they are too noisy, but I feel as if they have saved my life on a number of occasions, both are valid points. However, there will be another time and thread for that debate.

 

[Rhetorik]

^^You're such a fanboy, it's hilarious. Every post reads like a friggin HD post card

 

[DoWorkSon]

the harley whiney bullshit has to stop soon. its getting out of hand


and im on my second one, and its still too much fanboy queefing

 

[NattyDrez]

I agree, but this isnt US whining about them.

Its a comedian, which makes it ok

 

[Enzo_Guy]

^^You're such a fanboy, it's hilarious. Every post reads like a friggin HD post card

I am passionate about my motorcycle, I just encourage people to think about Harleys in a more positive light than they are usually looked at by this forum in general. I will admit I do jazz it up a bit more than I have to, but I want to get my point across in a colorful manner because there is so much downing of Harleys on this forum that people need to understand that Harleys can be fun, but the only way to find out if you like it or not is to ride one. I also try to highlight the HUGE difference between the Big Twins and the Sportster, I do honestly believe a lot more people here would like the Sportster if they were to ride one. The Sportster is a better motorcycle than some on this forum give it credit for (and the way some people describe Harleys here it's surprising they sell at all if what they say is true), so I'm just trying to show people here that the bike isn't all bad and that there is plenty of fun to be had on a Sportster (more fun than many here would have you believe).

But, I will be the first to admit the ironhead is a true POS. I can't argue fact, it breaks a lot and always has something else wrong with it. I enjoy riding the bike tremendously, I also enjoy fixing the problems that come up because I feel pride in being able to keep such a fragile turd running great, despite it being 27 years old. I had a guy at a bike show once tell me to ditch the ironhead and get a '70s Bonneville because they are more reliable!:lao But truthfully, as long as you keep on top of it the problems aren't too bad and it is a very unique and fun motorcycle to ride.

Best way to bash a Harley in my opinion is to go ride one yourself and formulate your own opinion from experience, not what someone else told you. Like if I went to buy a car, Honda is not my favorite brand but I would still test drive any that fit my criteria so that way I am 100% sure from my own experience whether I like the vehicle or not. I could talk all day about the terrible transmission my mom's 2000 Accord had, but that doesn't make all of Hondas cars junk and I certainly won't completely disregard Honda just because a couple years of Accord had junk trannies. Do you understand what I am trying to say here?

 

[NattyDrez]

A friends uncle let me ride his 30-ton HD, not sure of the model.

I can tell you it...wasnt for me. Now that doesnt mean I wouldnt ride a cruiser, Im sure later in life Ill pick one up, but until then, Im good.

I took a pic of this one the other day, because its one of the few cruisers I wouldnt mind owning. Obviously custom, but cool nonetheless.

 

[Enzo_Guy]

A friends uncle let me ride his 30-ton HD, not sure of the model.

I can tell you it...wasnt for me. Now that doesnt mean I wouldnt ride a cruiser, Im sure later in life Ill pick one up, but until then, Im good.

I took a pic of this one the other day, because its one of the few cruisers I wouldnt mind owning. Obviously custom, but cool nonetheless.

I'm a sucker for old school bobbers and choppers. No front fender, springer front end, spring seat, bobber rear fender, hardtail, chrome z-bars, I love it!:cheers

Only problem I have is the flames on black background is pretty overdone at this point, other than the cliche paint the bike is awesome.

 

[User Name]

"Ive seen you pull that move, both feet out like fuckin pontoons all the way through the intersection"

That was good, yea, I'm sick and tired of listening to the loud pipes. In my house, at a restaurant, these guys ride by and you literally can't hear the person you're sitting right next to until they're gone.

There's no reason for it whatsoever, other than a total disregard for everyone else. Loud pipes save lives? come on... I want to follow one of these guys home some day and then return at 3 in the morning to rev the hell out of my engine right outside their window.

 

[Rhetorik]

There's no reason for it whatsoever, other than a total disregard for everyone else. Loud pipes save lives? come on... I want to follow one of these guys home some day and then return at 3 in the morning to rev the hell out of my engine right outside their window.

That... would be awesome.

 

[User Name]

then I'm sorry but I don't really give a rat's about waking you up when I ride by, me being considerate ends when my life is at risk

Thanks for your consideration. I'll return the favor by not giving a rat's ass when you do end up hitting a deer and not helping you out of the ditch along side the road. :cheers

 

[bimmerx2]

Look inward

Enzo, if you wonder why HD riders (and the brand by extension) are so widely trashed by the non-HD lovers you need look no further than your own post. I don't disagree with the points you make in some of your posts and if you like HD's then enjoy, I may get one myself some day, but when the rationalizations are removed your post reads a bit different...

I have a straight-piped Harley with mini-apes and it rumbles most anything nearby.... Yet, I recognize the fact that I'm an asshole ... I know this because I really don't care that I'm being an asshole with my loud pipes... I'm sorry but I don't really give a rat's about waking you up when I ride by...

The way I read this it looks like you're saying that you decided what you wanted and the hell with anyone that doesn't like it. That's fine, just don't wonder why those same people you didn't give a rats ass about aren't giving you warm fuzzies at the gas station. It goes both ways.

 

[scatterbrained]

Enzo, if you wonder why HD riders (and the brand by extension) are so widely trashed by the non-HD lovers you need look no further than your own post. I don't disagree with the points you make in some of your posts and if you like HD's then enjoy, I may get one myself some day, but when the rationalizations are removed your post reads a bit different...



The way I read this it looks like you're saying that you decided what you wanted and the hell with anyone that doesn't like it. That's fine, just don't wonder why those same people you didn't give a rats ass about aren't giving you warm fuzzies at the gas station. It goes both ways.

+1

 

[ZxHunteR]

You wouldn't normally think corolla would applaud the rice rocket riders

Pleasantly surprised

 

[TalkofDC]

Adam Corolla is probably describing himself....non biker ass

 

[fire]

Having a loud bike is one thing, but intentionally being an ass hole is another. I watched one guy sit on his bike and then crank it up as a mother and two young children were walking past. The little girl started crying, and this asshole had a big shit eating grin on his face. Nothing screams "I'm cool" like making a little girl cry.

 

[Enzo_Guy]

Having a loud bike is one thing, but intentionally being an ass hole is another. I watched one guy sit on his bike and then crank it up as a mother and two young children were walking past. The little girl started crying, and this asshole had a big shit eating grin on his face. Nothing screams "I'm cool" like making a little girl cry.

Now I take some shit here for riding a loud bike (and I understand the point they are trying to make) and even I would call this unacceptable. I try to use less throttle and shift lower in populated areas than I would on the back roads. Just because I have loud pipes does not mean under any circumstances I would use them to make a child cry, I need to make it clear that only a small number of people with straight pipes go around with the intent of annoying people. They give those of us who don't abuse our loud exhaust privilege a bad name, much like a few highway wheelie squids can give a bad name to the sport bike community.

I'm sorry if you feel me defending my exhaust pipes to be rude, I am just trying to get people here to understand that "loud pipes save lives" is not just some stupid bumper sticker slogan I use to justify me having loud pipes just because I can (like the guy who made the little girl cry). To me I used to experience first-hand, and not just one time this was 3-7 times per week because I rode home from work at night, that these pipes would scare away deer that were about to jump out in front of me and I am certain these pipes have saved my life at least one time.

If you would put not hearing a loud noise for less than 10 seconds as a higher priority than me arriving home safely, then I honestly have no response to that level of ignorance and that you sound like you have far worse problems than a loud motorcycle.