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A few bikes have been sitting in a garage for four years. What would the different owners do?

Ducati - Frame it in a museum.
Triumph - Fix it, something has to be broken.
Suzuki - Scrap the "old heavy bag" and buy the latest Gixxer 1000.
Harley - Polish it, put it back, and repeat after the next two years have passed. Repeat cycle until chrome falls off, then re-chrome and put back in garage before it gets a smudge on it. Sit on seat occasionally while drinking beer in the garage to pretend you're riding it. Wipe off any accidental beer spillings. Tell the wife you're a real badass rebel biker. Cover ears to prevent pain from shrieking laughter.
Honda - Ride the f*cking thing already would ya?

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an aprilia wouldnt sit in a garage for four years.... :neener :banana
 

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kranok said:
an aprilia wouldnt sit in a garage for four years.... :neener :banana
ya, it would lie there on it's side with something broken.
 

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Actually, I couldn't think of any negative sterotype associated with Yamahas or their riders. There must be one though that I'm missing...?
 
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