Classic! I'm amazed at the bizarre behavior the constipated orange guppy continues to exhibit. It shouldn't be that big a surprise, since he was an incompetent loudmouth with no redeeming qualities for more than 30 years before he ran for POTUS. But, it just keeps getting more bizarre since it's all out in the open now.
Second amendment rights to protect potatoes? I never knew potatoes were at risk. And besides, is the scarecrow out in the field going to be carrying a gun now? Otherwise, when the farmer is not out there standing guard on the perimeter of the potato patch, thugs will sneak in and traumatize those poor potatoes.
Comedy writers will all be out of work if this kind of thing keeps up. Too bad the rest of the world is laughing at us and turning to China and elsewhere for actual leadership. MAGA!