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1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone Has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch To Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Sexual Favors"

7. Finish All Your Sentences With; "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

8. Don't Use Any Punctuation.

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Ask People What Sex They Are. Laugh Hysterically After They Answer.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play Tropical
Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend their Party because You're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You by Your Wrestling Name, Rock-Hard.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking Lot,
Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."


And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity.......

20. Send This E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile....It's Called Therapy...
 

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I'm gonna do #3 and #7 ALL DAY at work tomorrow.

Supervisor--"Jeff, you want to take over position 3 so that Jon can go to break?"
Me--"Do you want fries with that??"
Supervisor--"What?"
Me--"I have to say that, according to the prophecy."
 

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thats pretty good i never heard that one before
 

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1, 3 and 17 sound awesome, cept on 3 I'd anser myself yes please! :D another of my favorites is to talk to my *invisable* friend, carrying on a rolling conversation about killing small animals, running things down etc... :D works very well right after the Walnart counter person hands you a hi-powered rifle... scream out DIVE FOR COVER and begin pointing the weapon wildly around the store!! Go into a sneaky stance dashing from isle to isle... Occasionly scream for the sales person to give your friend a gun too so they can be saved... :D
 

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Good stuff... :D :D
 
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