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post #1 of 27 (permalink) Old 07-25-2014, 12:28 PM Thread Starter
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JUST when you think you've heard every excuse for an accident:

Police: Driver Who Asked Jesus To Take The Wheel Hit Motorcyclist « CBS Cleveland

Usually when someone says Jesus take the wheel its meant to help them through a rough patch in life.

But police say an Indiana woman took the phrase literally on July 11th, when she took her hands off the steering wheel as she was driving.

The Fort Wayne Journal-Gazette reports 25-year-old Prionda Hill told authorities she let go of the wheel because God told her he would take it from here.

Unfortunately for Anthony Olivery, her car veered off the road and slammed into his motorcycle, throwing him to the ground. Then the car ran over him.
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Carrie Underwood wrote a song about it, must work....


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The sad thing is that she has probably produced offspring already.

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I've had multiple girls tell me that when they started to lose control (I believe both times was due to heavy rain) they let go of the wheel. Both of them wrecked obviously. I swear thats just how women drive
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I've never had one tell me that. I've had the opposite. Ex GF shouted "FUCK OFF JESUS" when we nearly ate it in her Corrolla the one day.

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I've had multiple girls tell me that when they started to lose control (I believe both times was due to heavy rain) they let go of the wheel. Both of them wrecked obviously. I swear thats just how women drive

No, it isn't. That's how timid drivers drive, whether male or female, though maybe there are more timid female drivers because of the way girls are often raised.

I'd much rather deal with an aggressive driver. They are more predictable. Timid drivers piss me off more than any other kind.


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Even the most timid "I fucking hate driving" people I know do not pull their hands off the wheel. if anything they grip it like a safety railing and don't steer enough.

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I've seen both. Though never with an expectation that a deity would take over. . It's usually just because they were startled and then grabbed the wheel again.


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remind me to refuse to drive with those people.

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The Good Lord tripped me up behind the line of scrimmage...
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Wow gods lust for blood was high that day

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Our good Lawd works in mis-steer-ious ways.
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I don't get it why people say that....Jesus never drove a day in his life
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When she let go of the wheel she must not have prayed hard enough. Because you know, that praying stuff works great for situations like that.

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can we take this as conclusive proof that God/Jesus is either apathetic or just doesn't exist?

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