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09-01-2004, 01:55 AM
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spell check monitor
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bitches?
During Sunday's sermon entitled "Forgive Your Enemies", the preacher asked
how many of the congregation have forgiven their enemies?
About half held up their hands. He then repeated his question. Now about 80 percent held up their hands. He then repeated his question. All responded, except one elderly lady.
"Mrs. Jones, are you not willing to forgive your enemies?"
"I don't have any."
"Mrs. Jones, that is very unusual. How old are you?"
"Ninety-three." she replied.
"Mrs. Jones, please come down in front and tell the congregation how a
person cannot have an enemy in the world?"
The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle and said, "I outlived those bitches".
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Life may not be the party I had hoped for........... But while I'm here I might just as well listen to the music and dance....
Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching. Sing like nobody's listening. Live like it's Heaven on Earth.
Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first, the lesson afterwards.
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09-01-2004, 02:00 AM
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bahahahahaha....good one!! Thanks for the laugh speedmom..been missing you on the boards lately!!!!  |
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09-01-2004, 02:04 AM
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spell check monitor
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bahahahahaha....good one!! Thanks for the laugh speedmom..been missing you on the boards lately!!!! |
Now that I am a graduate, I had to go out and get a REAL JOB ~ haha, miss you too and the girls, staying in touch as always. Working hard and loving it, riding when I can. 
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“They ask me why I'm laughin', I laugh just to keep from cryin'.”
Doc Watson
Life may not be the party I had hoped for........... But while I'm here I might just as well listen to the music and dance....
Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching. Sing like nobody's listening. Live like it's Heaven on Earth.
Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first, the lesson afterwards.
Vernon Sanders Law
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09-01-2004, 02:14 AM
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I hear you...I am about to get super busy myself now that my new business cards have come in...it's time for a full marketing blitz Am glad you are still around though {wink} |
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09-01-2004, 02:43 AM
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Good one speedmom.
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09-01-2004, 04:28 AM
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Speedmom you are too crazy. That was funny as hell though!!!!!!!!
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09-01-2004, 10:24 AM
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09-01-2004, 12:28 PM
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that was great!! thanks
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09-01-2004, 12:38 PM
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bwahahahahah!! to funny!! 
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09-01-2004, 01:46 PM
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I am very sensitive.
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hehehehe, that was sooooo funny!!!
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09-01-2004, 08:11 PM
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09-01-2004, 08:20 PM
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to funny |
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09-02-2004, 01:51 AM
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thats frickin hilarious.. old people rock!  (cept driving) but boy they are funny with the stories.. could make you laugh for hours
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ATTACK OF THE PUSSY POSSE!!! 
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09-03-2004, 12:52 AM
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stronger than ever!!
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Damn i guess it pays to be old! |
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09-16-2004, 12:43 PM
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yes it does....
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