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Big boy with a big toy, eh?
*schemes and rubs an ostrich feather up and down the inside of Mark's legs*
Ok...the calf's tied up now lets see big and noise!
*hears the bleating of a sheep*
Ok, who let the lamb out of the pen?!!! Jenn you forgot to put the latch back on the damned gate... argh...
*gets knocked over as a furry little white lamb scuttles by and hones in on Mark*
Oh crap...that's the little buggar with the shock collar...
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A Wolf in the Pussy Patch.... Rider's Resume
How many damn animals you got there SheWolf? And who put the shock collar on that sheep in the first place, huh? *trying desperately to fend off wooly animal licks to private regions*
Welcome to the funny farm, where the cloven hoofed run free and Mark has no choice but to stand there and take it.
I think that's the one that bites, not suckles. Hence the shock collar...which I don't have the remote on me to subdue the little bleater. *grins* Oh, she REALLY likes you....
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It's a she? Oh good lawd! I'm inna bunch of trouble now! *Gasp* *trys to think of nothing but chopping onions for the restaurant appetizers of so many moons ago for the drunk patrons upstairs while willy shrinks away back to a semi-normal state of condition*
Meanwhile, in the hills above the Okanagen there is a chainsaw wielding maniac female wearing no thong (she tossed them at Tammy many moons ago) and nothing except a ripped pair of Carhartt insulated overalls, caused by rutting winter weary men, and still chastizing a tall hairy moose (i.e Greywolf)- for what we don't know! It's a mystery even to me!! Yikes!
What?!!
*shoos the sheep back into the pen and grins, pulling a rather large ostrich feather from behind the door*
You know, they say it's pretty kinky using an ostrch feather.
*uses it on Mark for a few minutes, grinning wider*
But you know, kinky is so...under-rated.
*whistles loudly and giggles as a large female ostrich trots into view*
I'll go one further. Erotic is using the whole ostrich.
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The fact that I just got home from spending 2 days out of town at a finance and admin course for forestry....crammed a 1 week course into a day and a half, to be slapped with a 3 hour exam this afternoon. Not to mention the exam was full of mistakes, which I had pointed out and delayed it another hour...owie cranial cramps.
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A Wolf in the Pussy Patch.... Rider's Resume
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