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Old 06-01-2007, 11:02 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Talking Test of Squidliness!

Not sure if any of you have seen this or not, but I found it rather amusing. Some of the questions are just hilarious! Be aware that it will probably take you 10 minutes to fill it out from beginning to finish, but it's a neat quiz (there are like 115 questions).

http://www.bytebrothers.org/SquidTest.htm

This is mine:
So far, 22098 people (including you) have responded to this Squid Test Survey and have been tabulated. Of those responses, the average grade is 53. Your grade was 83 (from 0 to 100), and 0 out of the 115 questions were left un-answered. The average number of questions answered in this test is 47.

A higher grade indicates a stronger sense of common decency, and a lower grade is an indication of conspicuous squidliness and general disregard for civilized society. Your score indicates that you are a fairly responsible motorcyclist but a bit of a wise-ass. (Holy, they've got someone spying on me!!! )
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Old 06-01-2007, 11:44 PM   #2 (permalink)
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F*ck! My eyes are bleeding after taking that quiz. But here is what it told me:
So far, 22100 people (including you) have responded to this Squid Test Survey and have been tabulated. Of those responses, the average grade is 53. Your grade was 78 (from 0 to 100), and 0 out of the 115 questions were left un-answered. The average number of questions answered in this test is 47.

A higher grade indicates a stronger sense of common decency, and a lower grade is an indication of conspicuous squidliness and general disregard for civilized society. Your score indicates that you are a halfway decent rider and wise-ass who is way too narcissistic his or her own good.
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Old 06-01-2007, 11:55 PM   #3 (permalink)
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I guess the ones who made that up haven't seen you on track days.
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Old 06-02-2007, 02:25 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Taking a helluva long time to tabulate the score...

It was fun either way...though I admit to answering a question or two with obvious sarcasm.

Well never got a score...must want to plant some kind of racking cookie...and my settings won't allow...got a server time out error.
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Old 06-02-2007, 06:54 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Finally worked...
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Your grade was 73 (from 0 to 100), and 0 out of the 115 questions were left un-answered. The average number of questions answered in this test is 47. Of those responses, the average grade is 53

A higher grade indicates a stronger sense of common decency, and a lower grade is an indication of conspicuous squidliness and general disregard for civilized society. Your score indicates that you are a halfway decent rider and wise-ass who is way too narcissistic his or her own good.

Thank you very much for taking the time for this survey! While you're here, feel free to look around the rest of this web site.
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Since a lot of the questions didn't have an appropriate answer for me, I had to just pick the least wrong answer, or just guess. But it may not have been what they were looking for. For example, I've never seen (or heard of) any of the movies in one question so I just picked the middle one.
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So far, 22118 people (including you) have responded to this Squid Test Survey and have been tabulated. Of those responses, the average grade is 53. Your grade was 82 (from 0 to 100), and 0 out of the 115 questions were left un-answered. The average number of questions answered in this test is 47.

A higher grade indicates a stronger sense of common decency, and a lower grade is an indication of conspicuous squidliness and general disregard for civilized society. Your score indicates that you are a fairly responsible motorcyclist but a bit of a wise-ass.



some of those questions were silly and didn't have an answer i would pick :p
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81. I think I liked taking the LSAT better, it seemed quicker
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So far, 22122 people (including you) have responded to this Squid Test Survey and have been tabulated. Of those responses, the average grade is 53. Your grade was 74 (from 0 to 100), and 0 out of the 115 questions were left un-answered. The average number of questions answered in this test is 47.

A higher grade indicates a stronger sense of common decency, and a lower grade is an indication of conspicuous squidliness and general disregard for civilized society. Your score indicates that you are a halfway decent rider and wise-ass who is way too narcissistic his or her own good. Your test answers seem a bit skewed however. Are you sure you properly answered ALL the questions on the form?

A wise ass ? Moi ??? This test must be broken...

It must have been:
Have you ever lead the local police on a chase past the local biker hangout
[a] by mistake?
[b] just because you forgot to get your license?
[c] just to show off to your buddies?

I picked C

Before a long ride, your breakfast is usually
[a] a hearty bowl of oatmeal.
[b] a hearty bowl of Cap'n Crunch.
[c] two pots of coffee.

And just what is wrong with Cap'n Crunch ??? It's fortified with 9 essential vitamins and minerals. I went downstairs and checked the box myself ! Wash it down with a red bull or two and you're good to go !!



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I totally picked Cap'n Crunch...yummy....
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You, know, it's great to see tho that so far everyone is pretty damn good. On another local forum I belong to they were getting 23's and 48's. WTG SBN!!
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Well, I've just finished the test...
So far, 22304 people (including you) have responded to this Squid Test Survey and have been tabulated. Of those responses, the average grade is 53. Your grade was 65 (from 0 to 100), and 0 out of the 115 questions were left un-answered. The average number of questions answered in this test is 47.

A higher grade indicates a stronger sense of common decency, and a lower grade is an indication of conspicuous squidliness and general disregard for civilized society. Your score indicates that you are a buffoon who doesn't take motorcycling nearly serious enough. Your test answers seem a bit skewed however. Are you sure you properly answered ALL the questions on the form?

I didn't know what half of the questions meant, so I guessed at most of em..? I guess I'm a squid that wears gear.. he he
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