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Jeff at www.cbr600rr.com came up with a "Newbie Questionaire." First time posters are supposed to copy it and answer the questions. Some of the questions are pretty open ended, so it can make for some good reading...
cbr600rr.com Newbie Questionaire:
1. Boxers/Briefs/Thong/Grannies/Commando:
2. Years riding:
3. Biggest mistake in life you've ever made:
4. Other bikes owned:
5. Is synthetic oil better than dino oil?
6. When was the last time you lubed your chain?
7. 87 or 91 octane?
8. Number of crashes?
9. Where is the bank angle sensor located and what does it do?
10. Is a cush drive significant to you?
11. Favorite movie:
12. When was the last time you were kicked in the groin?
13. How do you pronounce "Akrapovic"?
14. Age/sex/location
My answers to the above:
1. Boxers/Briefs/Thong/Grannies/Commando: Depends...
2. Years riding: 4
3. Biggest mistake in life you've ever made: Second senior year at UWM - Getting too drunk at the Halloween party to nail Karen.
4. Other bikes owned: '89 ZX600C, '98 CBR600 F3, '03 Aprilia RSV-R (current), '94 ZXR750L2, '05 CBR 600RR (current)
5. Is synthetic oil better than dino oil? Yes, Synthetic's better.
6. When was the last time you lubed your chain? Practically, 2 weeks ago before trackday. Metaphorically, well... that's kinda' personal.
7. 87 or 91 octane? 93, no contest!
8. Number of crashes? 2, 3... Nothing bad, many tip-overs when I was green... and a lowside when the garbage truck spilled baking grease down the parking ramp at my appartment.
9. Where is the bank angle sensor located and what does it do? Where? Somewhere between the front and rear axles. What? Kills the motor in the event of a tip-over.
10. Is a cush drive significant to you? Yeah - who likes driveline lash?
11. Favorite movie: FASTER, Scarface, Heat... too many to choose.
12. When was the last time you were kicked in the groin? 3 yrs ago (see question #3)
13. How do you pronounce "Akrapovic"? Ah-crow-pow-vick
14. Age/sex/location 25/ not enough/ I like to get it wherever I can fit it...
Anyway - I thought it was a good idea, good for introductions. Think iwe should write one of our own for the Wisconsin section, perhaps a bit more tailored to the area?
Jeff at www.cbr600rr.com came up with a "Newbie Questionaire." First time posters are supposed to copy it and answer the questions. Some of the questions are pretty open ended, so it can make for some good reading...
Aren't you a little young to be wearing depends?? Hey, there's a continence and pelvic wellness center next to where I work, I could find out their number for you...
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1. Boxers/Briefs/Thong/Grannies/Commando:
What ever is clean, today's model is "personalized"
2. Years riding:
2
3. Biggest mistake in life you've ever made:
riding horses instead of motorcycles
4. Other bikes owned:
2001 Ninja EX250
5. Is synthetic oil better than dino oil?
Depends on who you ask.
6. When was the last time you lubed your chain?
Right before I stored the bike for winter
7. 87 or 91 octane?
93
8. Number of crashes?
waaaaaayyyyy too many to count. Which venue should I use to answer this???
9. Where is the bank angle sensor located and what does it do?
I have no idea...do I need to know this???
10. Is a cush drive significant to you?
Huh?
11. Favorite movie:
My homemade movies of all our friends riding around on dirtbikes and ATV's.
12. When was the last time you were kicked in the groin?
Can't tell ya.
13. How do you pronounce "Akrapovic"?
ex-pen-sive af-ter mar-ket i-tem
14. Age/sex/location
In human or dog years? / Yes, lots of it / anywhere the mood strikes me.
1. Boxers/Briefs/Thong/Grannies/Commando:
Boxers
2. Years riding:
riding who? Oh...bikes? Then around 5
3. Biggest mistake in life you've ever made:
Care not to remember her name
4. Other bikes owned:
92' Sportster 1200, 98 ZX7-R, 98 SuperHawk
5. Is synthetic oil better than dino oil?
What can I afford this month?
6. When was the last time you lubed your chain?
When it was more than 40* out
7. 87 or 91 octane?
See #5
8. Number of crashes?
2 with damage, one without =3
9. Where is the bank angle sensor located and what does it do?
See Todd's answer...just don't forget to turn off the bike to reset it
10. Is a cush drive significant to you?
Yes. Unless you ride something that has been underdeveloped
11. Favorite movie:
Space Balls, Airplane, anything "classic"
12. When was the last time you were kicked in the groin?
Never...but I did get a soccer ball there once back in 4th grade
13. How do you pronounce "Akrapovic"?
A-Crop-o-forgetit
14. Age/sex/location
Old enough/as long as she is old enough/someplace warm is nice
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1. Boxers/Briefs/Thong/Grannies/Commando: Depends on what Im doing that day.
2. Years riding: 2
3. Biggest mistake in life you've ever made: Spent way too many years in college.
4. Other bikes owned: Other than the 2 I currently have, a FZR600
5. Is synthetic oil better than dino oil? Depends. Am I breaking the engine in? Am I storing the bike? Am I planning on riding the piss out of it?
6. When was the last time you lubed your chain? Right before I put the bikes in storage.
7. 87 or 91 octane? Premium.
8. Number of crashes? Now your just trying to jinx me, arent you.
9. Where is the bank angle sensor located and what does it do? Depends on the bike. My Gixxers is on the left front side of the battery box. Im not sure where it is on the Kawi, but its probably somewhere under the seat. It cuts the fuel if the bike is leaned over too far (ie. a crash). In the Gixxer's case it can cut off mid-turn if your are really railing.
10. Is a cush drive significant to you? Only if I want a smooth ride
11. Favorite movie: There was this one where a dude bent this girl over and just nailed ...... I think Ive said too much...
12. When was the last time you were kicked in the groin? [color=Red]I try not to think about things like this.[COLOR]
13. How do you pronounce "Akrapovic"? Ack... My ass hurts.
14. Age/sex/location If theres grass on the field, play ball/Im hetero, thank you very much/anywhere, so long as her dad isnt around.
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cbr600rr.com Newbie Questionaire:
1. Boxers/Briefs/Thong/Grannies/Commando: Commando, on and off the bike. Been that way since an incident with a rappelling harness on a 40ft wall...
2. Years riding: Motorcycles, about 8 months (newbie). Horses...since I was 4.
3. Biggest mistake in life you've ever made: Drunken evening at the Deke (DKE) House...her name was Jessica, but I coudn't manage much more than Jennnisssaaacaaa. Definitely a "butterface".
4. Other bikes owned: Big fat zero
5. Is synthetic oil better than dino oil? Synthetic for me.
6. When was the last time you lubed your chain? 6 weeks ago before I put her away and started tearing her apart.
7. 87 or 91 octane? 87...it's a Honda and I'm a cheap bastard
8. Number of crashes? 2...light damage on the 2nd, hence my re-painting this winter. Plus I'm getting cabin fever already
9. Where is the bank angle sensor located and what does it do? See above.
10. Is a cush drive significant to you? Like I actually ride well enough to tell the difference...duh.
11. Favorite movie: Lock, Stock, & 2 Smokin' Barrels12. When was the last time you were kicked in the groin? Eighth grade. Jessica was her name (noticing a trend here?). Her reason? She wanted to see if it really did hurt a guy. I was NOT a willing participant IMO.
13. How do you pronounce "Akrapovic"? See above.
14. Age/sex/location? 22 minimum...grass is optional, landing strip or bare tarmac preferred/any position but normal/anywhere but my car...not enough maneuvering room.
1. Boxers/Briefs/Thong/Grannies/Commando: boxer briefs
2. Years riding: well if were including all type then bout 11 years, street riding is at 4
3. Biggest mistake in life you've ever made: Ummmm, i'm in college, i do stupid crap every weekend.
4. Other bikes owned: kz650, CB900, G5 100, and a minibike i built
5. Is synthetic oil better than dino oil? Synth
6. When was the last time you lubed your chain? don't need to, primary bike has a shaft drive
7. 87 or 91 octane? 93 on the big bike
8. Number of crashes? none on the road, a few tip over in the garage when i was only 16 and 17
9. Where is the bank angle sensor located and what does it do? usually located under the seat/undertail. cuts of fuel when the bike is flipped. but my "new" technological bikes dont' have this
10. Is a cush drive significant to you? yes, that rubber piece located in teh hub makes for a smoother ride. at least if u don't have a shaftie
11. Favorite movie: Boondock Saints
12. When was the last time you were kicked in the groin? let see probably about a month ago, dumb broad!
13. How do you pronounce "Akrapovic"? no idea what this crap is, never heard of it.
14. Age/sex/location? old enuff to do what i want; yes i like it and try to get it as often as possible; eh, doesnt' really matter, long as i dont' get arrested for it
1. Boxers/Briefs/Thong/Grannies/Commando:
Boxers
2. Years riding:
<1
3. Biggest mistake in life you've ever made:
pfft, which one?
4. Other bikes owned:
uhhh, huffy? the ex is my only one...
5. Is synthetic oil better than dino oil?
Depends on application. generally, synthetic is better...
6. When was the last time you lubed your chain?
October-ish
7. 87 or 91 octane?
E15 93
8. Number of crashes?
0
9. Where is the bank angle sensor located and what does it do?
in my brain. it tells me my kitchin is on fire.
10. Is a cush drive significant to you?
yes
11. Favorite movie:
lots. Last Samurai is probably one of them.
12. When was the last time you were kicked in the groin?
eeee, uhh, i donno. tramatic experiance proably.
13. How do you pronounce "Akrapovic"?
boo-bees
14. Age/sex/location
check profile
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2006 CBR600RR - Red - V-Stack Mod - .90 RaceTech Forks - DIY F/E - Pirelli Diablo Corsa III
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1. Boxers/Briefs/Thong/Grannies/Commando:
Thongs! unless I'm working out or it's "that time"
2. Years riding:
19 as a passenger, first year riding as the pilot
3. Biggest mistake in life you've ever made:
I'm having a hard time answering this, guess it's because I don't see events as mistakes. Everything in your life has made you who you are, so it couldn't be a mistake. Of course, I have drank too much on more than one occasion...
4. Other bikes owned:
Only the motocicle I've got. Had 2 bicycles and a tricycle and a bigwheel growing up though.
5. Is synthetic oil better than dino oil?
Yes, sir.
6. When was the last time you lubed your chain?
When Malik did it. A few months ago I think.
7. 87 or 91 octane?
Whatever Malik puts in.
8. Number of crashes?
Zero - yay!
9. Where is the bank angle sensor located and what does it do?
no fokkin clue
10. Is a cush drive significant to you?
nope, cuz I don't know what it is.
1. Boxers/Briefs/Thong/Grannies/Commando: I like thongs, on sexy young girls.
2. Years riding: 15
3. Biggest mistake in life you've ever made: Buying a house. Maintenance is a pain in the ass.
4. Other bikes owned: Couple 50cc & 90cc scooters, old 125cc yamaha, TransAlp, cbr, etc.
5. Is synthetic oil better than dino oil? I like Mazola with my top soil...
6. When was the last time you lubed your chain? Haven't yet on the RR.
7. 87 or 91 octane? They both suck. We are not in California.
8. Number of crashes? Hmmm. I've only totalled one bike (got blind sided by a Mercedes). I've laid various bikes down, some more than once.
9. Where is the bank angle sensor located and what does it do?Yes... I've laid a bike down (read #8).
10. Is a cush drive significant to you? An Ethiopian drive is not significant to me.
11. Favorite movie: Shichinin no Samurai. (Not to be pedantic, but 'movie' is not plural.)
12. When was the last time you were kicked in the groin? Don't recall. I did have a painful bungee jumping incident though...
13. How do you pronounce "Akrapovic"? Kick-ass-exhaust
14. Age/sex/location If there's grass on the field, play ball/Females only/I'm not too picky Edit: After reading what Triple Z had to say, mine should be: If there 'could' be grass on the field, play ball.
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Sportbike: CBR600 F3 Smokin' Joe
1. Boxers/Briefs/Thong/Grannies/Commando:
Thong, Bikini, or commando
2. Years riding:
3
3. Biggest mistake in life you've ever made:
No mistakes...no regrets. Only lessons learned.
4. Other bikes owned:
Big wheel, Huffy
5. Is synthetic oil better than dino oil?
Synthetic
6. When was the last time you lubed your chain?
The correct question, would be, when is the last time Tim lubed my chain...
7. 87 or 91 octane?
93
8. Number of crashes?
I fell over in a parking lot once
9. Where is the bank angle sensor located and what does it do?
Anything that has bank in the sentence loses my attention. I don't even know how to balance a checkbook.
10. Is a cush drive significant to you?
Cush is a ghetto ass club...
11. Favorite movie:
Currently? Hitch
12. When was the last time you were kicked in the groin?
about 8 years ago when I was in muay thai kickboxing
13. How do you pronounce "Akrapovic"?
Don't ask me, I can't pronounce normal words like Oil right...damn southern upbringing....
14. Age/sex/location
Older than me, Rough, anywhere I can get it.
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Bowed head and lowered eyes?
Shoulders falling down like teardrops.
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