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Since it is the Holiday season, I would like to take a moment for us to think about those less fortunate that us. To be more specific, I am speaking of Cowboys Fans. The holidays are depressing enough without having to face the fact that your team is INFERIOR to the Redskins! Being from the great state of Texas myself I know that Texans in general are a prideful people who hold their heads high even in the face of their demise. However, I have noticed the STRONG exception to this rule is DALLAS FANS. I believe this statistical anomaly is skewed by the fact that so many cowboy fans really have no affiliation with Dallas or the great state of Texas, but are otherwise carriers of the “WANNABE” gene. This added handicap provides exponential growth to their overall SCHUCKNESS. The WANNABE gene is what is responsible for Parcells failing to shake hands or acknowledge Gibbs after the game. Poor sportsmanship goes hand in hand with this illness. You will note Parcells is not FROM Texas. We here in Washington may NOT understand this abnormal depression that Cowboys fans are going through because in the years that the Cowboys have lead in the rivalry, we Redskins fans turned to the fact that we EXCEL in other aspects of life. My friends I ask that you allow a place in your heart for Cowboys fans in which this is not the case. In fact it is this very situation of not having anything else to cheer about that has acted as the common bond for Cowboys fans everywhere throughout the years. Birds of a feather stick together. Winners are drawn to other winners (Redskins fans).. And Losers….. well you get the point without me having to RUB IT IN. Which, I of course would never be party to.
All this being said, we have setup a Cowboys Fans suicide HOTLINE to show our RIVAL that we are NOT EAGLES fans, and can be understanding in this situation.
Please forward this e-mail to every Cowboy Ran you know that suffers from this terrible illness to call 1-800-WTF-35-07.
Please note: When the Redskins cap their REGULAR season off with a WIN against the Eagles… NO SUCH NOTE WILL BE SENT OUT, NO SUCH HOTLINE WILL BE SETUP.. this is largely due to the fact the world would be better without EAGLES FANS!!!
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im pretty sure I saw Parcells shake Gibb's hand, it only lasted for a split second but they shook hands. Wow year after year the Cowboys have been beating the Skins, the year the Skins sweep the Cowboys all hell breaks loose. Win or lose the Cowboys will still be my team.
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