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Old 08-20-2008, 08:31 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default Noun Verb 9/11 to give keynote speech at GOP convention

Because "cross dressing, thrice divorced, pro-abortion, pro gay rights" wouldn't fit in the title bar.

Rudy Giuliani to give keynote address at Republican convention

Write this down: The fight between social conservatives and the McCain people at the convention will be magnitudes bigger than any rift between Clinton and Obama supporters in Denver. Giving Rudy the keynote slot will not help.

More advance funnies from the GOP lineup...

They're assigning themes to each of the four days. They're kicking off with Service, and to talk about the Republican legacy of Service they're having George Bush (AWOL), Dick Cheney (five deferments), and Joe Lieberman (did not serve, Vietnam war protester) address the nation.

Day two is Reform. That's when Tryst Fund Rudy will speak.

Then comes Prosperity Day. Carly Fiorina will speak along with Lucky Sperm Club member Cindy McCain, "I didn't fuck up the biggest golden goose ever" Meg Whitman, and Mitt "Outsource it" Romney.

Day four is Peace, when "Hundred Years" McCain will take the nomination.
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Old 08-20-2008, 09:32 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Thank you for your non-biased commentary on the upcoming events. Very helpful and amazingly enough, informative.
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You just can't make this stuff up. And yet, people still eat up the spin.

Think a whole bucket of popcorn is enough?
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Old 08-20-2008, 09:55 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Think a whole bucket of popcorn is enough?
For the week? No way. You'll need one of those puppies per day. At least.
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Old 08-20-2008, 10:00 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Because "cross dressing, thrice divorced, pro-abortion, pro gay rights" wouldn't fit in the title bar.

Rudy Giuliani to give keynote address at Republican convention

Write this down: The fight between social conservatives and the McCain people at the convention will be magnitudes bigger than any rift between Clinton and Obama supporters in Denver. Giving Rudy the keynote slot will not help.

More advance funnies from the GOP lineup...

They're assigning themes to each of the four days. They're kicking off with Service, and to talk about the Republican legacy of Service they're having George Bush (AWOL), Dick Cheney (five deferments), and Joe Lieberman (did not serve, Vietnam war protester) address the nation.

Day two is Reform. That's when Tryst Fund Rudy will speak.

Then comes Prosperity Day. Carly Fiorina will speak along with Lucky Sperm Club member Cindy McCain, "I didn't fuck up the biggest golden goose ever" Meg Whitman, and Mitt "Outsource it" Romney.

Day four is Peace, when "Hundred Years" McCain will take the nomination.
OMFG!

Can someone tell me what they can say about GOP prosperity? Can someone point out one - just one - instance of a something good coming of 8 years of GOP rule. (Well, other than those pesky tax cuts for the rich bastards that run that show.)

My guess: God, Mom and Apple pie. For 4 days.

Oh...and demonizing those tax and spend Democrats.
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Jesus. And the MSM will not bat an eye.
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Doesn't Lieberman speaking at the RNC prove that there was no Democratic majority?
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Who knew that Guiliani would turn out to be the kind of dipshit who could turn the mention of 9/11 into a drinking game.
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Thanks to Baldheadededdork for the best bit of commentary I've read in frickin forever.
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I nominate this as post of the week...
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Get used to it. We all benefit from his participation, both intellectually and humerously.
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So little baby jesus h bush and the dark lord syth with speak about.....how they didn't answer their nations call and instead went off and snorted fat lines of coke off some hookers ass in the big easy?
Hu?
But then again doing this dissonance shit is a form of brain washing. Having some one point at an apple and tell you, nay convince you that it is an orange a method of brain washing....and we all know that the only way to be a tried and true goper is to have ones mind completely cleansed of reality.
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