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Old 05-29-2008, 02:42 PM   #1 (permalink)
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What???!!!!

Dunkin' durka Jihad!!!!
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And to think I could have lived my whole life without knowing what that color scarf represents.
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Considering the information came from Michelle Malkin, you probably can still live your whole life without knowing what the colors really mean.
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That scarf makes her ass look big.


Michelle Malkin couldn't be more stupid by the way.
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If you look closely, the mole on her left arm shows a Arab strangling the virgin Mary, sorta.
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That scarf makes her ass look big.

That's not her ass, that's her face.





























Oh man... I really didn't mean that. I just couldn't resist saying it.

I <3 Rachel.
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Oh man... I really didn't mean that. I just couldn't resist saying it.

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After "Slutbucks" no one should really be surprised by any invented scandal. I am always surprised that anyone takes the likes of Malken seriously, though. It's an indictment of our average intelligence that she even has a following.
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that grey blouse that she's wearing is a color for mourning the recently departed for Chinese people. I am appalled that she should wear such a color while smiling. I insist that she remove that blouse, but then again, do I want to see her boobage? Do I want to see boobage period... YES I DO! TAKE IT OFF BITCH!
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Oh man... I really didn't mean that. I just couldn't resist saying it.

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Ack! No way, 'happy' people like that give me the freakin' creeps.
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What's she wearing a scarf for anyway? Way too hot for a scarf with all this global warming









Honestly I could care less about the scarf one, but the Startbucks one several years ago was bad and had to be on purpose.
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What's she wearing a scarf for anyway? Way too hot for a scarf with all this global warming









Honestly I could care less about the scarf one, but the Startbucks one several years ago was bad and had to be on purpose.
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Michelle Malkin couldn't be more stupid by the way.
As frightening as it is, yes - she could be more stupid.

There's been a bit of a kerfluffle among right wing bloggers because Obama said a couple of days ago that his great-uncle was part of the Army unit that liberated Auschwitz. He made a mistake because it was actually Buchenwald that his grandmother's brother had helped to liberate.

This caused the 'tards in the winger blogosphere to go nuts. First because Obama couldn't tell the truth and then - I shit you not - because they said Buchenwald wasn't really a concentration camp. It was a slave labor camp and that, to their sick reasoning, what happened there "was not historically abnormal in a time of war."

Therefore, Obama's great-uncle was the spiritual ancestor of John Kerry. Liberating a Nazi slave labor camp was nothing really.

How does Malkin come out of this looking good? By limiting her comments to this:

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Apparently Obama’s remark about his uncle liberating Auschwitz was just a gaffe, and not a full-on lie. It was actually Obama’s great uncle, and he did not, in fact, liberate Auschwitz, but instead undertook a secret mission to Cambodia.

Seriously, though: here’s the Obamessiah advancing a new legislative initiative to take care of veterans with PTSD. Worthy cause. Probably worth a little research if you’re going to try to sell it.

I ripped Mike Huckabee a new one for publishing an article in Foreign Affairs that attributed a quote from The Godfather to Sun Tzu.

At the time, I surmised that it wouldn’t have been that big a deal had Huck just tossed that off in a stump speech instead of writing it in a major foreign policy magazine. So I’ll extend the same indulgence to Barry O.
Still as dumb as a bag of hammers, but it could have been worse.
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Bending the legions of idiots in this country to one's will is NOT idiocy. It may be evil, but keeping the illiterate masses at your beck and call is good politics.
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