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Politics & ReligionWell Since every damn forum has one. Might as well leave it out there. This place is loosely moderated and should not be entered if you're weak of heart.
Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.
Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.
As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rarely ever wrong.
Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect in it's weigh
My chequer tolled me sew.
Anon
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The rat always knows when he's in with weasels. Here you lose a little every day.
I remember when a million was a million. They all have ways to make you pay.
~ Tom Waits
Thank god I'm not cool, I can do anything I want ~ Fourstring Gewsleesta
Believe it or not, before I became an engineer I actually seriously thought of maybe becoming a write. English and English lit as well as history were my strong points while in high school. Science and math just didn't do it for me.
But then I found how little writers actually make and well....the rest is history.
But I've stated in the past that if I were to ever hit the lotto I would quit my job and write little dirty books with lots of references to heaving and cod pieces.
Shah is actually the second coming of e.e. cummings..........
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The rat always knows when he's in with weasels. Here you lose a little every day.
I remember when a million was a million. They all have ways to make you pay.
~ Tom Waits
Thank god I'm not cool, I can do anything I want ~ Fourstring Gewsleesta
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The rat always knows when he's in with weasels. Here you lose a little every day.
I remember when a million was a million. They all have ways to make you pay.
~ Tom Waits
Thank god I'm not cool, I can do anything I want ~ Fourstring Gewsleesta
I'm telling you guys I didn't invent jesush h bush.
A bunch of engineers out in Iowa did. They had bible study and would pray for bush and actually felt he had some sort of connection with god.
I guess that's what happens when all your roads are straight and your women round!
I guess that's what happens when all your roads are straight and your women round!
That's there's funny, I don't care who y'are.
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The rat always knows when he's in with weasels. Here you lose a little every day.
I remember when a million was a million. They all have ways to make you pay.
~ Tom Waits
Thank god I'm not cool, I can do anything I want ~ Fourstring Gewsleesta
Hu! For Shah....
