Alright! Let's end this DNC primary.

[Mr. Whippy]

Screw debates. Stuff dueling townhall meetings. Get the F'n ads offa the TV.

I say put that money into a purse and have a cage match.

Ultimate fighting.

Obama against Team Clinton.

What the hell, make it a cage match.

I say, if you can't take the heat, get out of the kitchen.

[Choco]

who'll eat the turnbuckle though?

[Dakota Kid]

Clinton would kick the everlovin' shit out of poor Obama.

[Gaolee]

Maybe if they were pretending to hunt rabbits. Put a basketball hoop in there, and she's toast. Bowling, well, does she know how to bowl? We know Obama sure doesn't.

[Mr. Whippy]

Originally Posted by Dakota Kid

Clinton would kick the everlovin' shit out of poor Obama.

Jesus man! You're delusional.

First, Bill's got a bum ticker. One round and he'll go down like...


well, like Monica Lewinsky.

And with his height advantage, he'd tag that old lady a half dozen times before she got close enough to bleed on his shoes.

[Dakota Kid]

Originally Posted by Mr. Whippy

Jesus man! You're delusional.

First, Bill's got a bum ticker. One round and he'll go down like...


well, like Monica Lewinsky.

And with his height advantage, he'd tag that old lady a half dozen times before she got close enough to bleed on his shoes.

I meant the man in the family. Hillary.

[Gaolee]

Originally Posted by Dakota Kid

I meant the man in the family. Hillary.

OK, now that's just funny, especially now.

[Wakey]

Originally Posted by Dakota Kid

Clinton would kick the everlovin' shit out of poor Obama.

I think she would.

Did you see him bowling? I've bowled TWICE in my life and I could do better hopping on one foot