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Lady in our building got one of my friends/coworkers to convince me to go to a singles group at her church, and to go with her and her husband to a service a week from Sunday because she wants to introduce me to a girl.
That doesn't make me nervous. This quote from the church's website makes me nervous.
Quote:
Why is there speaking with tongues and interpretation of tongues?
"But the manifestation of the Spirit is given to every man to profit withal.to another diverse kinds of tongues; to another the interpretation of tongues: But all these worketh that one and the selfsame Spirit, dividing every man severally as He will" (1 Corinthians 12:7,10,11)
The purpose of speaking in tongues means that you are been lead by the holy spirit, but the bible also says you shouldn't do it unless another is not there to interpret what you are saying. So if a bunch are people are just around babbling and they expect you to do I would kindly slip away.
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These people like to speak in what ever the hell language they make up at chuch because they don't want to sound undereducated when asked, "So how many languaged do you speak?"
Lady in our building got one of my friends/coworkers to convince me to go to a singles group at her church, and to go with her and her husband to a service a week from Sunday because she wants to introduce me to a girl.
That doesn't make me nervous. This quote from the church's website makes me nervous.
Holy WTF?
It's always worth the trip to see if you might at least get a BJ for your efforts. On the other hand, it'll be hard to keep from laughing your ass off as all the people in the room start babbling away like gaggle of geese and there you are looking to see if your "candidate" has big tits.
You know I gave this some thought.
And I have to say the wildest chicks I've ever been with were the ones who were catholic school girls and or girls who came from very religious families.
Let's put it this way....some of them....actually freaked me out a little!
I went to one of those services once, it was fcuked up, the pastor had a special serivce after the regular service for the "speaking in tongues" part and I wasn't allowed. Only people who "felt the spirit."
Plus I got preached at for smoking outside the church.
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I am thinking it might be kinda fun. The whole tongue thing might be really great. Handling tongues and snakes sounds kinda kinky. Probably better wash it off real good after the 'service.'
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If you want my .02 cents I would say go back another time and see if its as crazy as before, If it is and your still up for another try go to another church. Its kinda like seeing one squid on a gixxer doing something stupid, doesn't mean that everyone on a sportbike is crazy. Just means theres one retarded squid and his cult following.
A guy I did a couple transactions with a few months ago, told me that he once spoke in tongues. He is really religious which is great, but I do not appreciate it when people preach to me, which is what he was doing.
Anyhow, he said later on that he also used to smoke an ounce of dope every day. I don't smoke dope but an oz. sounds like a hell of a lot.
OK... this makes me nervous...
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