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Old 04-11-2008, 12:17 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Ok, so I stole this from another board, but I think it is funny and worth sharing!

After numerous rounds of "We don't even know if Osama is still alive", Osama himself decided to send George Bush a letter in his own handwriting to let him know he was still in the game. Bush opened the letter and it contained a single line of coded message:

370H-SSV-0773H

Bush was baffled, so he showed it to Condoleezza Rice. Condi and her aides had not a clue either, so they sent it to the FBI. No one could solve it at the FBI so it went to the CIA, NSA then to MI6 and the Mossad.

Eventually they asked RCMP for help. Within a minute the RCMP emailed the White House with this reply:

"Advise the President that he's holding the message upside down."
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Old 04-11-2008, 01:10 PM   #2 (permalink)
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OK, now that's just funny.
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Old 04-11-2008, 03:23 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Bwaaaahahahaha!!!!!






You owe me a new keyboard, ya bastige!!!
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I thought I posted already
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 04-11-2008, 08:56 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Wow, thats a belly buster
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That was great...
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wow, next to county's current threads this one is actually good
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