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10 Truths Black and Hispanic
people know but White people wont admit




1. Elvis is dead.

2. Jesus was not white.

3. Rap music is here to stay.

4. Kissing your pet is not cute or clean.

5. Skinny does not equal sexy.

6. Thomas Jefferson had black children.

7. A 5 year old is too big for a stroller.

8. N'SYNC will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5.

9. An occasional BUTT whooping helps a child stay in line.

10. Having your children curse you out in public is not normal.




10 Truths White and Black People know but
Hispanic people wont admit



1. Hickeys are not attractive.

2. Chicken is food not a pet or a roommate.

3. Jesus is not a name for your son.

4. Your country flag is not a car decoration.

5. Maria is a name but not for every daughter.

6. 10 people to a car is considered too many.

7. 'Jump out and run' is not in any insurance policies.

8. Buttoning just the top button of your shirt is a bad fashion statement.


9. Mami & Papi cant possibly be the nickname of every person in your
family.

10. Letting your children run wildly through the store is not normal.




10 Truths white and Hispanic people know but Black people wont admit



1. O.J. did it.

2. Tupac is dead.

3. Teeth shouldn't be decorated.

4. Weddings should start on time.

5. Your pastor doesn't know everything.

6. Jesse Jackson will never be President.

7. Red is not a Kool Aid flavor, its a color.

8. Church does not require expensive clothes.

9. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away.

10. Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than your car.
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Ha ha ha, so true...
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Damn that's an old one.
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#5 on the first list is bullshit. fat/bigger is not and never will be sexy. if you can be seen in public in a bikini you are thin in my book. If you cant then you are fat and someone should slap the company that decided to make bikinis with that much fabric!
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I must have missed this one! Smoke a bowl and read that, good times!
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7. A 5 year old is too big for a stroller.

10. Having your children curse you out in public is not normal.
these are two that i have seen ofton from blacks and that is 1% of the population in my area



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10 Truths White and Black People know but
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1. Hickeys are not attractive.

4. Your country flag is not a car decoration.

6. 10 people to a car is considered too many.

10. Letting your children run wildly through the store is not normal.
1. does this include Natives?
4. obviously you havent been to redneck south dakota
6. unless you are a family of clowns
10. kinda contradicts cursing in public from the first one



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10 Truths white and Hispanic people know but Black people wont admit

3. Teeth shouldn't be decorated.

10. Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than your car.
hispanics really know those?

good laugh i needed to throw some commentary into it.
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#5 on the first list is bullshit. fat/bigger is not and never will be sexy. if you can be seen in public in a bikini you are thin in my book. If you cant then you are fat and someone should slap the company that decided to make bikinis with that much fabric!
you ever met a big black woman? she thinks she is the sexiest thing alive
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#5 on the first list is bullshit. fat/bigger is not and never will be sexy. if you can be seen in public in a bikini you are thin in my book. If you cant then you are fat and someone should slap the company that decided to make bikinis with that much fabric!
you have to put things in context...theres is a such thing as TOO skinny. Skinny does not equal sexy. Not bad looking chicks, but i find nothing sexy aboout them.
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see: chris rock....
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#5 on the first list is bullshit. fat/bigger is not and never will be sexy. if you can be seen in public in a bikini you are thin in my book. If you cant then you are fat and someone should slap the company that decided to make bikinis with that much fabric!
I do enjoy myself a nice, round, curvaceous butt once in a while.
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2. Jesus was not white.
YES HE IS! Every picture shows him as white! Even Mel Gibson's movie showed Jesus as white!

On top of that, everyone who is saved by Jesus should learn how to speak the true language of the Bible, English! Coz we all know, that's the language the Bible is written in and they should learn it if they want to understand Christ better!

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you have to put things in context...theres is a such thing as TOO skinny. Skinny does not equal sexy. Not bad looking chicks, but i find nothing sexy aboout them.
true, but number 5 seems to make the statement that bigger women are sexy...and hell no thats not sexy.

Bush- having a nice ass is different, many girls in my book can be "thin" , but have a nice big ass. They are just genetically lucky
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I'll take Rachael Ray over Nicole Ritchie.

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bigger women:



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Yeah, big is not sexy.
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