For the religion haters...

DEMIAN1970 · 01-22-2008, 01:40 PM

Blatantly stolen from a small, local sportbike forum I frequent, I give you a link to some of the best "Christian" quotes ever!
FSTDT Top 100
Mind numbing stupidity guaranteed!

bush · 01-22-2008, 03:46 PM

Oh my god. I think you found the funniest thing on the internet.

EEfz6 · 01-22-2008, 03:51 PM

Gotta admit, that was freaking hilarious.

leemajaz · 01-22-2008, 03:54 PM

a quote from the op's link

"This past spring I was expelled from my high school. Why? Because I'm a Christian. There was a girl in my class who was wiccan, and I didn't want demons to possess me or anyone else and save her from satan. So, I told her that her faith was evil and told her to accept Jesus as Savior and she would be saved. Simple as that. Just say the sinners prayer and you can be saved!

Well I got sent to the principal for that. She said I was 'discriminating' against her religion. I was only doing what the Bible, God, Jesus and my pastor said! How is that wrong!?

Well, afterwards I was forced to aplologize, even though it's a sin to, so I never meant what I said. So, instead I put a copy of a Jack Chick tract in her locker about how wicca and a paganism lead to murder, rape and other horrible things because it lets the devil get inside of you. I also left a little note about how she was going to hell. I was hoping she would see the error of her ways and repent from the evil, disgusting 'religion'."

clockworkjon · 01-22-2008, 04:00 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I am a bit troubled. I believe my son has a girlfriend, because she left a dirty magazine with men in it under his bed. My son is only 16 and I really don't think he's ready to date yet. What's worse is that he's sneaking some girl to his room behind my back. I need help, God! I want my son to stop being so secretive!

I can sum it all up in three words: Evolution is a lie

Its kinda sad really, because there are some truly good people out there with strong beliefs and morals just looking to live a good life and take care of themselves and their loved ones. Then come those other knuckle-heads who make the good people look like a bunch of loony assholes. Just my non-denominational $.02.

DEMIAN1970 · 01-22-2008, 04:49 PM

To be fair, I didn't find it, but it was just too good not to share with the gang here.

ZQ8Dude · 01-22-2008, 04:53 PM

I'm muslim? Shit....who knew.

mrphotoman · 01-22-2008, 08:10 PM

That is both freaking hysterical and scary at the same time. It never fails to amaze me how crazy religious fanatics are.

Weather-Man · 01-22-2008, 08:15 PM

They're funnier than most comedians.

R1100S-Rider · 01-22-2008, 08:35 PM

HA HA HA! Freakin awesome!

mrphotoman · 01-22-2008, 09:20 PM

DEMIAN1970, I hope you know that you will burn in eternal hellfire for creating this thread.

leemajaz · 01-22-2008, 09:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mrphotoman

DEMIAN1970, I hope you know that you will burn in eternal hellfire for creating this thread.

bwahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!

smoke'em if you fuckin' got'em!

bush · 01-22-2008, 09:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mrphotoman

DEMIAN1970, I hope you know that you will burn in eternal hellfire for creating this thread.

I do love a thread that brings overt hypocrisy into the spotlight.

PhilB · 01-23-2008, 01:59 AM

I think my favorite was the second one:

"One of the most basic laws in the universe is the Second Law of Thermodynamics. This states that as time goes by, entropy in an environment will increase. Evolution argues differently against a law that is accepted EVERYWHERE BY EVERYONE. Evolution says that we started out simple, and over time became more complex. That just isn't possible: UNLESS there is a giant outside source of energy supplying the Earth with huge amounts of energy. If there were such a source, scientists would certainly know about it."

Ummm -- the SUN?!?! I think scientists certainly know about it.

(Although bear in mind that a similarly idiotic set of 100 quotes could be assembled from *any* large group of people.)

PhilB

ZQ8Dude · 01-23-2008, 02:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PhilB

I think my favorite was the second one:

"One of the most basic laws in the universe is the Second Law of Thermodynamics. This states that as time goes by, entropy in an environment will increase. Evolution argues differently against a law that is accepted EVERYWHERE BY EVERYONE. Evolution says that we started out simple, and over time became more complex. That just isn't possible: UNLESS there is a giant outside source of energy supplying the Earth with huge amounts of energy. If there were such a source, scientists would certainly know about it."

Ummm -- the SUN?!?! I think scientists certainly know about it.

(Although bear in mind that a similarly idiotic set of 100 quotes could be assembled from *any* large group of people.)

PhilB

My favorite has to be:

"Jesus wasnt a jew. Jesus was jewish"