Jehova Witness Comebacks

[RugbyCanada]

Heres the deal:

Two guys came to my house, knocked on my door, and asked me if I found Jesus.

I replied: "I didn't know he was missing. Try 9-11, they have more resources than I do."

They looked REALLY mad--oh well. So, my question is, what do you guys/gals say in this situation?

[94rf900r]

my nieghbor kept telling them not to come back but they still did so one day when they knocked he got completely naked and answered the door and they never came back.

[Silic0nJ3sus]

If you can, put a decorative flag in front of your house. Problem solved.

[RugbyCanada]

decorative fag??

[bpmull]

I was over my bro's place one time and those people knocked on the door. He answers it and it turns out to be 2 mothers with their 2 young daughters. Then before they could even finish introducing themselves he says something like: "I'm an evolutionary biology major and it has been proven there is no such thing as god. Please leave." I ROFLMAO'd.

[ZxHunteR]

I just get naked

The responses are very love/hate

[FatHawk]

Splash them with holy water and show them your crucifix.












SRSLY

[Nates98cbr]

Originally Posted by bpmull

I was over my bro's place one time and those people knocked on the door. He answers it and it turns out to be 2 mothers with their 2 young daughters. Then before they could even finish introducing themselves he says something like: "I'm an evolutionary biology major and it has been proven there is no such thing as god. Please leave." I ROFLMAO'd.

lol

[R1100S-Rider]

Living in Kansas you don't get any of that kind of stuff. One good thing living in a very religious right wing state.

[zorozing]

I invite them in and talk with them. I don't agree with their religion but I do admire their dedication. I have found them to be very nice, courteous people.

[AnKleBiTer]

Originally Posted by zorozing

I invite them in and talk with them. I don't agree with their religion but I do admire their dedication. I have found them to be very nice, courteous people.

I've done that and I've also said thanks but no thanks. One time a very uptight looking middle aged woman came to my house and before I could even say anything she asked me if I was Mexican and if I could speak english. I told her, "NO!" and closed the door. She hasn't been back.

[zorozing]

Originally Posted by AnKleBiTer

house and before I could even say anything she asked me if I was Mexican and if I could speak english. I told her, "NO!" and closed the door. She hasn't been back.

lol... she blew the sale...

[hillbilly deluxe]

we get them very often..i just simply tell them to come inside, offer them a beer as a slug one down...they very quickly gave me the 'watchtower" and rolled...i laughed for days

[Thunderace1997]

My roommate in Jersey answered the door with some of them. He was trying to be nice and what not. I was passed out on the couch from a long night/morning of drinking. I had no shirt on and ripped up jeans with tat's and piercings all over. I looked at them and excuse me. They said what's your question. I asked, "can you drink and fuck different women every night in this religion?" They looked at me and looked at him and said, thank you have a nice day. Never saw them again.

My parents house was on 3.5 acres in south jersey in the country. We had a long drive way going through the woods to our house. They came walking down our drive way. We had beware of dogs signs all over. Well, I guess they thought God would lead the way but they were wrong. Two Great Danes and a German Sheppard came running at them full speed. I've never seen anyone run so fast in my life lol.

[bodydropcbr6]

i had a group stop by and talk to my mom when i was younger and they left and came back a few weeks later and asked for my mom while she was at work and i told them she wasnt there she had passed away and i quickly asked where was there god when i needed him and while they stared trying to find a answer i said thats what i thought there is no god and no need for you to come back anymore