This is about as political as I get.
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Al Gore and Bill and Hillary Clinton go to heaven, and
God addresses Al first. "Al, what do you believe in?"
Al replies: "Well, I believe that I won that election,
but that it was your will that I did not serve. And I've come to
understand that now.''
God thinks for a second and says: "Very good. Come and
sit at my left.''
God then addresses Bill. "Bill, what do you believe in?"
Bill Replies: "I believe in forgiveness. I've sinned,
but I've never held a grudge against my fellow man,
And I hope no grudges are held against me.''
God thinks for a second and says: "You are forgiven,
my son. Come and sit at my right.''
Then God addresses Hillary. "Hillary, what do you
believe in?''
She replies: "I believe you're in my chair."
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Forgive me if this is a repost.
Hillary Clinton joke
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