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Wouldn't it be great to trun on the TV and hear any U.S. president, Democrat or Republican give the following speech?
My Fellow Americans: As you all know, the defeat of Iraq regime has been completed.
Since congress does not want to spend any more money on this war, our mission in Iraq is complete.
This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all American forces from Iraq. This action will be complete within 30 days. It is now to begin the reckoning.
Before me, I have two lists. One list contains the names of countries which have stood by our side during the Iraq conflict. This list is short. The United Kingdom, Spain, Bulgaria, Australia, and Poland are some of the countries listed there.
The other list contains everyone not on the first list. Most of the world's nations are on that list. My press secretary will be distributing copies of both lists later this evening.
Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign aid to those nations on List 2 ceases immediately and indefinitely. The money saved during the first year alone will pretty much pay for the costs of the Iraqi war.
The American people are no longer going to pour money into third world ****-holes and watch those government leaders grow fat on corruption.
Need help with a famine? Wrestling with an epidemic? Call France.
In the future, together with Congress, I will work to redirect this money toward solving the vexing social problems we still have at home. On that note, a word to terrorist organizations. Screw with us and we will hunt you down and eliminate you and all your friends from the face of the earth.
Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize? Try France, or maybe China.
I am ordering the immediate severing of diplomatic relations with France, Germany, and Russia . Thanks for all your help, comrades. We are retiring from NATO as well. Bon chance, mes amis.
I have instructed the Mayor of New York City to begin towing the many UN diplomatic vehicles located in Manhattan with more than two unpaid parking tickets to sites where those vehicles will be stripped, shredded and crushed. I don't care about whatever treaty pertains to this. You creeps have tens of thousands of unpaid tickets. Pay those tickets tomorrow or watch your precious Benzes, Beamers and limos be turned over to some of the finest chop shops in the world. I love New York
A special note to our neighbors. Canada is on List 2. Since we are likely to be seeing a lot more of each other, you folks might want to try not pissing us off for a change.
Mexico is also on List 2. President Fox and his entire corrupt government really need an attitude adjustment. I will have a couple extra tank and infantry divisions sitting around. Guess where I am going to put em? Yep, border security. So start doing something with your oil.
Oh, by the way, the United States is abrogating the NAFTA treaty - starting now.
We are tired of the one-way highway. Immediately, we'll be drilling for oil in Alaska - which will take care of this country's oil needs for decades to come. If you're an environmentalist who opposes this decision, I refer you to List 2 above: pick a country and move there. They care.
It is time for America to focus on its own welfare and its own citizens. Some will accuse us of isolationism. I answer them by saying, "darn tootin."
Nearly a century of trying to help folks live a decent life around the world has only earned us the undying enmity of just about everyone on the planet. It is time to eliminate hunger in America . It is time to eliminate homelessness in America . It is time to eliminate World Cup Soccer from America. To the nations on List 1, a final thought. Thanks guys. We owe you and we won't forget. To the nations on List 2, a final thought: You might want to learn to speak Arabic. God bless America . Thank you and good night.
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Originally Posted by mikem317
Not UK or Austraila.
* United States United States: 250,000 invasion--132,000 current (1/07)
* United Kingdom United Kingdom: 45,000 invasion--7,200 current (1/07)
* South Korea South Korea: 3,300 invasion--2,300 current (1/07)
* Poland Poland: 194 invasion--2,500 peak--900 current (1/07)
* Australia Australia: 2,000 invasion--1,300 current (1/07)
* Romania Romania: 890 current (1/07)
* Denmark Denmark: 470 current (1/07)(deployed 7/03)
* Georgia (country) Georgia: 500 invasion--300 current (8/06)
* El Salvador El Salvador: 380 troops
* Czech Republic Czech Republic: 300 peak--100 current (1/07')
* Azerbaijan Azerbaijan: 150 troops
* Latvia Latvia: 136 peak--120 current (1/07)(deployed 4/04)
* Mongolia Mongolia: 131 troops--100 current (1/07)
* Albania Albania: 120 troops
* Slovakia Slovakia: 103 current (9/06)
* Lithuania Lithuania: 50 troops
* Armenia Armenia: 46 current (1/07)
* Bosnia and Herzegovina Bosnia and Herzegovina: 36 troops
* Estonia Estonia: 41 current (1/07)
* Republic of Macedonia Macedonia: 33 troops
* Kazakhstan Kazakhstan: 29 troops
* Moldova Moldova: 24 invasion--12 current (9/06)
GO KAZAKHSTAN!
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Originally Posted by TheSollyLama
hoisting a gixxer 600 is about as impressive as killing a rabbit with a 155mm howitzer.
if we cut off all the other countries america would die real fast. being as our whole economy depends on a few of them. i suggest reading up on what a 'service economy' is.
and people need to wake the fuck up about ANWR. we dont need oil simply for gasoline, morons. and take a geography lesson if you think it will support us for decades to come. oh yeah...when it runs out then what? we wont have the means to fund developement in the meantime because we isolated our self from china. who would in every right be able to demand their money since thats who we are borrowing from to fund this war, not to mention everything is made their. i ask ya, what are you gonna do when wal-mart goes belly up.
and these are the people who vote for republicans, way to boil the world down into the naivety that wouldnt suffice 500 years ago. oh and these are the people who despise "communists' too.
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Sibling, nice info. Where's the source?
What are the dozen dudes from Moldova doing there? Seems like a very small contingent.
I found the list on Wikipedia. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coalition_of_the_willing I'm sure some of it is bull shit and that some of the people they are counting are just there doing desk jobs or something of the sort.
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Originally Posted by TheSollyLama
hoisting a gixxer 600 is about as impressive as killing a rabbit with a 155mm howitzer.
I found the list on Wikipedia. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coalition_of_the_willing I'm sure some of it is bull shit and that some of the people they are counting are just there doing desk jobs or something of the sort.
What's most interesting about that list is that its mostly made up of countries that have no strategic value and are easiest for us to bully. It puts pitiful into perspective.