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Old 11-13-2008, 09:28 PM   #76 (permalink)
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the bruises....let me tell you about the bruises.....its really a simple explanation....she's so ugly, a bag is needed, but it's too hard to bag her because she fights back with those droopy eyes staring at your from either side of the room, so it' much easier to simply bag yourself. but that creates a problem and you just keep hammering away with your hard on till you hit pay dirt....the missed pokes usually leave their mark.
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the bruises....let me tell you about the bruises.....its really a simple explanation....she's so ugly, a bag is needed, but it's too hard to bag her because she fights back with those droopy eyes staring at your from either side of the room, so it' much easier to simply bag yourself. but that creates a problem and you just keep hammering away with your hard on till you hit pay dirt....the missed pokes usually leave their mark.


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She may not be good looking (Asians don't do it for me to begin with), but she likes corn hole.

Cool chick in my book.
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right.. but showing off bikes is definitely not as gay as other dudes showing pictures of themselves and their muscilez...
Because, as we all know, there's nothing gay about guys sticking huge vibrating machines between their legs and wearing Power Ranger suits.
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Old 11-14-2008, 01:29 PM   #80 (permalink)
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so... she has a weird smile and needs to learn how to put on make up. big deal. im sure many of you have bagged worse.
I know I have.

But then, I didn't take pictures to show off with on the internets.
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Old 11-14-2008, 03:02 PM   #81 (permalink)
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The real question here is: How many beers would it take for you to sleep with her??
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Old 11-14-2008, 03:19 PM   #82 (permalink)
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The real question here is: How many beers would it take for you to sleep with her??
Zero.

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Zero.

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touché.


had to bring this over... lol
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The real question here is: How many beers would it take for you to sleep with her??
12
And I would have to PIITB!
That's all there is to it because my dick is so not going in that mouth!
It's freaking scarry looking!

And maybe a donky bunch will get her eyes lined up!
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