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Look, we need to be on the same page. I deal with Whackganistan Tell-me-ban is ban me is first rule of the Tell-a-bums is kill the teacher.
Nice web, Mr. Crack is a closet Ankle Holder. WOT is so diff eee cell. Awwwhhhhshadup already ya tight pants can't wait to grab your ankles is I wil tell you who is obnoxious is me.
Look it. You can't just go down some isle and buy dis off a "Party Store" shelf... Ya sad asshort bus ears.
I'm going to see who think is day know about their bike is show your ass up is pay yep, like it is so obvious is fix that bike out of a bra section of Sears Catalog is turn the page to jock strap and tights you do not need a strap you girl is time is on your side is clock you down with your comments is watt is your problem?
If you have a bike problem I think I can help you wit dat. If you have a personal problem with is me, then that happens to be your problem, is it not? I can put up with your obnoxious comments (some of you). Others are way too funny is now year talkin' butt; if I have to wipe your butt cause you cannot take it like a man with your tights on and all, then one more time, who is fault is that if you shell out the shit but it comes heading back in that fan blade I bring to cool things down is you stink up the thread is I just want to answer the guy/gal's bike problem to bring it to some conclusion and now I am chastised for it cause you do knot know your high school low level short bus physics and you trow me under the bus?
The fuckissmyass you will. I wanna see you bring your factory shop manual and I will show you how obnoxious is you open a dictionary to, 'obnox' is me with a photo of a wrench and book in hand is laughing it up as I 14 the point seven your ass out of bed you are late for school.... Your short buss is WATT you ohm's the law is the law of the land and your landing in my thread is just be careful is I tried on a pair of lee ah turds and I think I stepped in yours.
Lettus return that to you is the fan can shoot it back like look out!!!
why do i feel like he is speaking in some kind of code? some kind of code that when deciphered will lead you to a pirates chest filled with gold coins. yeah! gold coins
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What is the pressure on your skin?
What is the pressure on a sensor?
What is the pressure on a sensor when the engine is running?
What is the pressure inside the cylinder as soon as the intake valve closes.
You answer those and you are gonna be fine learning to read the FSM. If you slip up?
What is the pressure on your skin?
What is the pressure on a sensor?
What is the pressure on a sensor when the engine is running?
What is the pressure inside the cylinder as soon as the intake valve closes.
You answer those and you are gonna be fine learning to read the FSM. If you slip up?
What is the pressure on a sensor? Thirteen
What is the pressure on a sensor when the engine is running? Chocolate cupcake
What is the pressure inside the cylinder as soon as the intake valve closes. Trick question, as soon as the intake valve closes you have to report back to your special ed teacher
Mantis a back marker. Wise up. There is only one wise guy and that happens to be you so you win being the classassfool. Nice going little, cubcake. Dose day bear shit in your tank?
RayOsv is a front runner is he nailed it!
So, What are the other pressures and you know it is a trick question is you still wanna be a back marker is you are it, dude. Now, you have a few unanswered. And if you say more fuel, I am going to nail you to the lap times and show you how slow your ass is you need to stay home 241. You are not there yet. Now, go open your factory shop manual and find the answers is they are not there. You better know this before you open the FSM.
Now, I am all talk and all action. You are going to be left behind is Ray is going to school year ass is. 241? I'll give you a few more tries is two can play this game and I am a lot better at it, fella. Try me is will to make you a lapped rider like 4 times lapped in a 5 lap race.
Last edited by PAzYearazzUP : 09-22-2008 at 10:57 PM.
Boner, If I hand you a factory service man you will, could you read the code page foreskin me? If I asked you to find the two fuel signals to fuel injection, could you answer that, open book?
Yeah, like we are open book basic fundamentals. And if you do not have your fundi down, I am going to make you look like an, AssClown.
You may like big headlights, but no one is home, if you catch that drift. One guy at least can focus on the answer. You, boner? You wanna fuck around is I will fuck you over is keep being a wise guy and I will act the nurse, flick the tip of you dick is you lost your boner, bro. A champion you are not. GP is Grow some Pants and answer the dumbass question I seem to see you have no clue is one more back marker is a GP wannabee.
You wise guy the answers, I will wize you is GAME U, U Loser = Back Markers is there are more back mark cares than winners is don't forget that is I don't care where you come in if I am first. You wanna race is you got the head game for it? I know I fujoking do.
Remember whom it is taking you for a lap of luxury is you ain/t looking so good, stupid. Answer the question is open book or shad up already! You are going to find out soon enough you come in my thread is jack it off is I will see about that.
If you cannot keep up, then shut up! You are just a hot fuel number with a hot button. You wanna vent cause you were insulted is short bus me is bus you back. You can't take that shit, then do not bring it here is I have the biggest shit laced fan is it is always running and smells bad in here is the sweetest smell I've ever had stuck on my upper lip is for you to give me any lip is lip sync you right back.
Now, I am an ECU bye name and right now, there is so much tech about to commence is you might be left behind and it is not my fault you cannot decipher the service manual if your own dealer level mechanic cannot manage to walk that book to me is where are the MMI graduates? Did they MISS MOST INSTRUCTIONS is, "MMI The Graduate!" LOL
You don't happen to be MM'Eye'd now are you? Worse wrenches out dare is someone trained without the first basic quantum foundation. Of all the variables to miss-quote. Of all the variables that send the sensors home. Of all the variables that add the bore, the stroke, the volume, the vacuum, the what is the air pressure upon a sensor running or not?
What is the air pressure if I slowed the crank to a crawl and slowed down time to the time it takes for you to breath in and breath out is slow ass you go, is you gonna act the asshole is there is one one, ClownisCtyslickerisME. You wanna take over showing the basick ropes to digital fuel injection and all that is letter speak. Then speak the numbers too while you are at it.
Look, imagine if you will, you slow time down real slow; like the bus you came in. YOu slow it down right now, damn it! When that crank moves and that cam ramps the intake valve closed, WOT to WATT is the air pressure upon close is if YOU slow down the short bus to a stop and you stop at the stop sign. The tires are rolling hot from the dirt road it takes to AppALateSheAh can you say mountains, you dumb is cluckis fuckis your sister(?) kind of mountain ridge is your cousins look like the rest of you is why you can't seem to answer a simpull question (out of your ass), that winds up the same answer is could you now open book the answer is I am not about to say the fucking number too.
How about I say, you give it a shot at the FSM and what 3 things on that computer bike will shut it down to where it is a parts bike is obsolete is now a boat anchor you cannot repair on the side of the road > is to know who (what 3 parts) just went south on the bike.
You are not about to even make the grid let alone make the time per lap; just to qualify is in 10ths of a second is even quicker is you run in the 10ths is give me 10/10th's of your time is who gives a shit either way. I know this stuff is do you? Snot nose my problem I show up and take your trophy you wannabee a race jockeyGPear.
Now, you have a pressure question going on; I can't even ask you wATT the ohms law that took a shit on your bike is; you are either sitting waiting for a flat bed truck, or you rolled your racer into your pit and you are now clueless you have the 3 variables you die with are: fuel-spark-compression; but you have no fuking clue is open book is name the 3 variable that took a shit on your bike is name the 2 variaBLEs that call the ball in the first 360 degrees is called, "Sequence Firing".....
1. Name ALL the Pounds from a previous post, you short bus is!
2. Now, name the 3 variables that make your bike a boat anchor or a rolling spares bike.
3. There are going to be a lot of 3shits is you will shit 3 times is bye the time you figure out how simple this bike is, you may never understand me nor the book is the same ass page you are not on and it is god damn write not my fault, is it now.....
May I remind chew is your ass is going to be chewed on like a cow ripping up grass off your fill in the body part is you come mess with the text... "Give Head, Make My Day" is Blow Me why don't cha!
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You either half the stomach for this thread is to open end book test your tuning skill level. You come within feet of this thread is come do what you want in it. I have no say is pound you a gear full in your ear is you will not have time to mess around with me is name the rest of the pounds or I may not think you all are too bright is the short bus just blew in your own face, pal. Gottcha!
I told you. I will walk your abstract and blow it up in your face. I cannot blow up a correct answer if, Ray, the FSM and I are on the same page. The rest of you are flying fuckups coming in here traveling in the short bus is sit down or you will get hurt on the way to shool or homeee the fuck home is grow some balls you come in here or I will pull them off, send them back to you in an 'envelope' is to hammer smash 1Cent stamps all over the letter is, your balls OK in dare?
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