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Just got this one...never heard it before lol



A biker is riding by the zoo, when he sees a little
girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion
grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull
her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her
screaming parents. The biker jumps off his bike, runs
to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with
a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain the lion
jumps back letting go of the girl, and the biker
brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him
endlessly.
A reporter has seen the whole scene, and addressing
the biker, says
- Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I saw
a man do in my whole life.
- Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind
bars. I just saw this little kid in danger, and acted
as I felt right.
- Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed . I'm a
journalist, you know, and tomorrow's papers will have
this on the first page. What motorcycle do you ride?
- A Harley Davidson.
The journalist leaves.
The following morning the biker buys the paper to see
if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads, on
first page:

BIKER GANG MEMBER ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND
STEALS HIS LUNCH.
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Old 02-22-2008, 03:28 PM   #2 (permalink)
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hahaha oh that is so bad on so many levels. Made me laugh though.
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Old 02-22-2008, 03:29 PM   #3 (permalink)
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That's pretty good.
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Got a laugh from me!
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Bwahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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TSK, TSK people. Think about that poor immigrant with no free lunch!
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I got a laugh out of the joke but clockworkjon where do you find this things??



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Gotta laugh out of me
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lol that one was funny!
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Lol. Good one!
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LMAO!!
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