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Guy's wife comes out of coma a Nymphomaniac! read!
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He's pretty non chalant about how she's cheated on him 50+ times in like 2yrs!
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Help! My wife WAS a doting mother -
then she went in to a coma and now she's a hypersexual
Heather Howland looks at the floor as Andy, her husband of 15 years, tries to work out how many men she has had inappropriate relations with in the past two years.
"We were going through it all the other night and I said I reckoned there have been about 50," he says, quite matter-of-factly.
Wow! Dealing with that for 2 yrs...I'm ashamed to say that he is a much better man than me. I can't honestly say I'd be able to deal with my wife's infidelity for that long regardless of whether or not she is ill.
Incredibly, they start to discuss some of these illicit "dalliances", in the way that any couple might discuss holidays taken, or restaurants visited.
"There was the builder, that bloke in the graveyard, the guy in your work," Andy begins, and his voice trails off. His 35-year-old wife, who is pretty and articulate, takes over: "Don't forget the man at the centre. And the young boy doing community service. Oh God, that was a bad one. I tried to drag him into the toilets."
That last one was me...
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"Then I woke up in hospital and was just consumed by the need to have sex all the time. And it didn't matter who with. I turned into someone I didn't recognise. I still don't. I'm not the sort of person who propositions men in the street and invites them home for sex."
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Originally Posted by lawson
ok, here is what you do you ready for this ok lets get down to business you gotta get a bunch of stuff for this you go to the grocery store get a jar of pickles some mayonnaise cheeze wizz crackers some milk and a thing of ketchup you bring all of that to your friends girlfriends house then u bend her over and fuck her in the ass as hard and fast as you can.
i dont think i could put up with that, i mean 50 different times that some random neighbor calls u like "hey u better come home i think ur wifes at it again" thats a horrible way to live
Guy's wife comes out of coma a Nymphomaniac! read!
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