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Old 07-18-2007, 01:31 PM   #1 (permalink)
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A blonde joke from a email ( No offense blndebmbr, acalliste, or any other blonde SBN ladies out there) Sorry if its a repost , but its funny !



A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool
and orders a drink. After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the
bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"


The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the
woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, you should know
five things:

One, the bartender is a blonde girl.

Two, the bouncer is a blonde gal.

Three, I'm a 6 foot tall, 200 pound blonde woman with a black belt in
karate.

Four, the woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional
weightlifter.

Five, the lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.

Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"


The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head and declares, "Nah...not
if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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Old 07-18-2007, 01:40 PM   #2 (permalink)
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That joke fucking rocks!
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Old 07-18-2007, 02:38 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Good one, made me laugh...I needed that.
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yeah that's a classic.

ladies' bar? can't say i've ever seen one of those, but i imagine if there was such a thing it would be packed with men. do you mean a lesbian bar?
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hehehe... never gets old...
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