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Information Sponge
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: The chocolate city with a marshmallow center and a cookie-crumble crust of corruption
Posts: 1,441
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Originally Posted by
TalkofDC
Who the FUCk wishes they had AIDS???
Granted, but you get it from your mother's side, which means her eggs were impervious to your dad's little swimmers. Ipso facto; you no longer exist.
I wish that the new Ford I got from my last wish had a higher resale value...
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#2222 permalink
World 500 GP Champion
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Des Moines
Age: 23
Posts: 5,672
Quote:
Originally Posted by
novcadetshotz
Granted, but you get it from your mother's side, which means her eggs were impervious to your dad's little swimmers. Ipso facto; you no longer exist.
granted, but the resale value is measured in beans....lots and lots of beans...
I wish I could get a track bike
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#2223 permalink
I can pass this guy...
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Munich, Germany (I wish)
Posts: 6,424
Quote:
Originally Posted by
stevo_x
granted, but the resale value is measured in beans....lots and lots of beans...
Granted, but it's stolen and the police find out...
I wish my shoulder didn't hurt...
#2224 permalink
World 500 GP Champion
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Des Moines
Age: 23
Posts: 5,672
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Originally Posted by
R1100S-Rider
Granted, but it's stolen and the police find out...
granted but i doesnt hurt because I broke your finger to take your mind off of it like Major Payne
I wish didn't ever have to work again.
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#2225 permalink
Cheshire Cat
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Iowa
Age: 24
Posts: 1,008
Granted. Your arms and legs have been amputated.
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#2226 permalink
"blah blah blah"
Join Date: May 2006
Location: in a mobilehome on a hill
Posts: 14,641
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Quote:
Originally Posted by
rusaccord
Granted. Your arms and legs have been amputated.
Granted ...but now you get man rape'd by Gang bangers
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ZxHunteR
Excellent hip to waist ratio Shes gonna be shooting kids out like a machine gun
#2227 permalink
I can pass this guy...
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Munich, Germany (I wish)
Posts: 6,424
Granted, but the hottie is a guy dressed at a women.
I wish I was better with the women... lol
#2228 permalink
Banned
Join Date: May 2007
Location: MA
Age: 23
Posts: 2,168
Quote:
Originally Posted by
R1100S-Rider
Granted, but the hottie is a guy dressed at a women.
Granted but you're gay!
I wish I was born 2000 years later.
#2229 permalink
World Superbike Racer
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Redwood City,CA
Posts: 562
Quote:
Originally Posted by
zmeiaspas
Granted but you're gay!
Granted but you are born as a living tampon that never gets replaced by new ones
I wish I could controll EVERYTHING
#2230 permalink
I can pass this guy...
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Munich, Germany (I wish)
Posts: 6,424
Quote:
Originally Posted by
Young_Louie
Granted but you are born as a living tampon that never gets replaced by new ones
Granted, but because you have absolute control, you turn absolutely/insane.
I wish I wasn't late for school... Even though today is pertty much a pointless day.
#2231 permalink
World Superbike Racer
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Redwood City,CA
Posts: 562
Quote:
Originally Posted by
R1100S-Rider
Granted, but because you have absolute control, you turn absolutely/insane.
Granted, but you were early because you had to stop by a clinic to get medication for herpes and went straight to school
I wish I had a better job
#2232 permalink
World Superbike Racer
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Tupelo, MS
Age: 22
Posts: 567
Granted, but you have to work your old job on top of your new job.
#2233 permalink
World Superbike Racer
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Redwood City,CA
Posts: 562
Quote:
Originally Posted by
Jonny_88
Granted, but you have to work your old job on top of your new job.
Granted, now someone is going to track you down and confuse your typo for butt and put it in yours
I wish I was a little bit taller
#2234 permalink
Eclectic Eccentric
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: is a reference question
Age: 41
Posts: 3,157
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Granted, now you hit your head on the ceiling
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Quote:
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Being the "big shot" in beginner group is like being a retard w/ the nicest helmet. You're still slow.
"You may have got your silver "
#2235 permalink
I can pass this guy...
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Munich, Germany (I wish)
Posts: 6,424
Quote:
Originally Posted by
BrotherGrim
Granted, now you hit your head on the ceiling
Granted, but the sun implodes. And it is night all the time.
I wish I lived closer to Onatrio.
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