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Old 06-30-2005, 11:29 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Angry my pregnant a*s baby moma just wrecked her bike
ohhh ... eye's so mad aT this bee-yatch....
i spent all dam wit er teach'N my gf how 2 ride a dam bike n she slams tha mofo n 2 mofo dumpster. eye swear iF she wat fixin 2 have my baby i woodn't hav used mye daytime min. callin tha mofo fire deptment.. this bee-yatch was ridin all thou tha mofo apt buildin .. i told her to slow down ....stop goin over tha mofo speed bumps like u mofo crazy.. dumb bee-yatch wit noe mofo helmet ..talkin bout she cant breath wit it on... i'm like ok u fall n u gona wish u havd tat mofo helmet on...


oy she was doin good for about 20min.. .. iam up herre wit milk cartoon's n she like " i'm tir'erd i just wont 2 ride around tha projects fo a bit" iam like ok dont let that mofo get stolen ..


so this bee-yatch 4 give me she my baby moma n all but dam tha bee-yatch dont listen worth a dam.. .this bee-yatch flyin threw tha mofo parkin lot slam on tha brakes .. i tha beeyatch go foward ..but she wasnt gon fall ..tha handle bar hit her in tha chest as she try 2 throw tha bike down and get off .. she roll on tha ground cryin...

now tha whole front of my shit i just buy her all fucked up..... now she dont wont talk 2 me caus ei been out sid eall day .. day tryin to take tha screws out tha few pices of sh*t still on tha mofo... .. i told her she was gon pay to get tha mofo vino fixed 2 i aint payin non wit tha bee-yatch .. ...oh iam so mad .. she in tha room watch tv now but talk bout she got a mofo headach...
...i dont knoe what 2 do ..now she talkin bout she dont want to ride noe mooe after i just bought this mofo bike

i told her soon as she feel better she better get out there n ride it just like it is...
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Old 06-30-2005, 11:38 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 06-30-2005, 11:38 PM   #3 (permalink)
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can we please show this bloke that the fishin aint that good around here? BTW screw reading that, i didnt even try.
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Old 06-30-2005, 11:38 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Alright man it was funny at first listening to all you garbage, but now its getting on my nerves. this is your least intelligible post yet. All i got out the day-yum paragraf wuz tat youz babyz moma slizzamed her shiznit in da dumpzters at da projectz. Seriously though you are annoying me bad. Buy the way if all you can afford for yourself is a 87 kawi what the hell was she riding, some dinosaur from the 70's. I doubt you bought her something nicer than yours to learn on. But hey man theres always adult ed. you can finally retake all those english classes you failed in k-12
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Old 06-30-2005, 11:51 PM   #5 (permalink)
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What are you saying? I cant read that shit. Drop the blaccent dude.
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Old 06-30-2005, 11:51 PM   #6 (permalink)
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I dont know what the hell this thread is about it just reminds me of Huckle Berry Fin Tell her to keep her pregnant ass of the bike. Im not a safety nazi or nothing but pregnant females have no business on a bike. My wife just had a baby and while she was pregnant she was not on my bike (kinda enjoyed the time to ride by myself) but regardless I wouldnt put an unborn child in that kind of danger it's irresponsible. Just my .02
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Old 07-01-2005, 12:14 AM   #8 (permalink)
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So you got her into riding, you bought her a bike, and now you're mad at her cause she went down? That doesn't make any sense man.. if you thought she wasn't going to ride responsibly (she is the mother of your kid, after all... you should know these things) then why did you get her into riding? You have no one to blame but yourself
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