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11-10-2004, 07:50 PM
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'is not amused....
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: CO
Age: 31
Posts: 1,617
Casino Cash: $250
Sportbike: ...........
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LOL, read this company wide email I just got!
This is for real, I just got this email in my inbox here at work and when you read this keep in mind that this is a dude.
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Ok so this may seem stupid to some people, but I have had a total of three smiley-face balls stolen off my desk in the last month, a red one, a green one, and a blue one. It actually made cry in the bathroom. In any case, if you see something on someone's desk that you'd like, and you take it, well that's bad and you shouldn't do it; unless you're selfish and all you think about is yourself, then I guess it's ok...
well that being said, if you've taken any of my stuff from my desk, or have taken anything from anyone else's desk make sure you return it so you don't get coal in your stocking this year for Christmas
-Paul
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11-10-2004, 07:56 PM
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Take care now ......
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: Metro Detroit
Age: 33
Posts: 1,616
Casino Cash: $250
Sportbike: Suzuki TL1000R
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If it made him cry give the wuss something to really cry about.
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11-10-2004, 07:59 PM
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World Superbike Champion
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Worcester, MA
Age: 25
Posts: 654
Casino Cash: $851
Sportbike: na
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hahahahahaha, what a tool.......smiley face balls  |
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11-10-2004, 08:19 PM
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Supersport Racer
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Rochester, NY
Posts: 157
Casino Cash: $250
Sportbike: 2003 Kawasaki Ninja 500r
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dood, replace them with tennis balls with sharpie smilie faces...
but make sure the balls are slightly chewed up by a dog and still wet with slobber. 
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2003 Kawaskai Ninja 500r
2002 WRX Wagon "blue"
2002 Honda S2000 "spa"
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11-10-2004, 08:46 PM
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sportbike pimp
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: GA but currently in Iraq
Age: 32
Posts: 388
Casino Cash: $0
Sportbike: 2004 zx10r and 2003 zx6r
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is this guy for real, damn flammer!!  |
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11-10-2004, 09:35 PM
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For Great Justice!
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Washington State
Age: 26
Posts: 371
Casino Cash: $250
Sportbike: 2004 Yamaha FZ6
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Get three new balls and draw a crying face on one, a urinal on another, and....something on the last one. I can't think of anything.
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11-10-2004, 10:28 PM
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500 GP Racer
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Las Vegas
Posts: 753
Casino Cash: $1880
Sportbike: none atm
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Tell him you've got a couple balls he might enjoy more than smiley faces. And leave him a picture of gay pr0n.
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11-10-2004, 10:29 PM
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Duct Tape Engineer
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Palm Bay, FL
Age: 25
Posts: 1,553
Casino Cash: $4349
Sportbike: 07 Kawi ZX6R, lime green
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Pee on his desk when he's gone on lunch. He will be so confused.
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And then you will get to read the funniest company-wide email EVER.
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07 Kawasaki ZX6R-Opened exhaust valve, Jumper mod, de-screened stock air filter, -1/+1 sprockets, green EK chain, ZG smoked double-bubble , solo cowl, Scorpio alarm.
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11-10-2004, 11:37 PM
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Freedom Is Not Free!!!
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Wisconsin
Age: 27
Posts: 547
Casino Cash: $455
Sportbike: '06 R6 (Yellow SE) / '01YZ250 / 05 YZ450F Supermoto /Coolster 125 Minimoto!
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go to his house, kidnap his family, and burn down the house...
ehh, sorry that might have been a little excessive...
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11-10-2004, 11:40 PM
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'is not amused....
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: CO
Age: 31
Posts: 1,617
Casino Cash: $250
Sportbike: ...........
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Originally Posted by Yamaha4Life
go to his house, kidnap his family, and burn down the house...
ehh, sorry that might have been a little excessive...
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Just slightly....
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11-10-2004, 11:43 PM
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'is not amused....
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: CO
Age: 31
Posts: 1,617
Casino Cash: $250
Sportbike: ...........
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LOL I just sent him on back (only him though) below:
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Did you get your balls back? If not I have some over here you can have.
-CJ
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LOL o shit man thats so wrong! I figured that was as far as I could go and still defend myself if I get dragged in to HR as I really do have some stress balls that they hand out in my desk. LOL |
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11-10-2004, 11:52 PM
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Freedom Is Not Free!!!
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Wisconsin
Age: 27
Posts: 547
Casino Cash: $455
Sportbike: '06 R6 (Yellow SE) / '01YZ250 / 05 YZ450F Supermoto /Coolster 125 Minimoto!
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come on man, your going to find him in the bathroom crying again... 
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12 Months In IRAQ, Over At Last!!
"Life has a certain flavor for those who have fought and risked all that the sheltered and protected can never experience." John Stuart Mill
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11-11-2004, 12:12 AM
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Superbike Champion
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: College Station, TX
Age: 29
Posts: 319
Casino Cash: $250
Sportbike: '02 YZF-600R
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He's missing 5 balls, by my count.
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11-11-2004, 12:34 AM
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Freedom Is Not Free!!!
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Wisconsin
Age: 27
Posts: 547
Casino Cash: $455
Sportbike: '06 R6 (Yellow SE) / '01YZ250 / 05 YZ450F Supermoto /Coolster 125 Minimoto!
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if he were smart, he'd leave another ball on his desk, but cover it in vasaline(sp?) or some other kind of clear slippery stuff ...ahhum...
anyways, that person won't be stealing shit again in the near future...
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12 Months In IRAQ, Over At Last!!
"Life has a certain flavor for those who have fought and risked all that the sheltered and protected can never experience." John Stuart Mill
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11-11-2004, 12:39 AM
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Official SBN Party Pooper
 SBN Contributor
Join Date: May 2001
Location: CO Springs
Age: 33
Posts: 20,019
Casino Cash: $60456
Sportbike: The one with 2 wheels
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We had a stupid email going around. The senior guy was tired of all the "faltuence" that was happening in the office. He said that from now on if we had to fart we had to go outside the office. If he caught us farting in the office he was going to write us up.
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