Old topic, new thread...Different names of sex...

[L8 Braker]

We had a thread on this a while back...

Well, I heard a new one at Biketoberfest...

The Angry Pirate...

You jizz in the girls eye and then kick her in the shin...

She ends up hopping around on one leg, holding a hand over her eye, screaming...Ar, Ar, Ar,...

[TDub_GSXR]

That one is great...
Almost as good at the Hoover...

[clintb]

So, it goes like this:
You're doing her from behind and before you're about to come, pull out and spit on her back. She'll think you've done the deed.
Now, you flip her over and come on her face/around the mouth.
That's the Houdini part.

Reach down and grab a handful of hair (from her), rip it out and throw it on her face.
That's the Gorilla Mask.

$500 reward for pictures of The Houdini Gorilla Mask

[TDub_GSXR]

Gorrila mask = f'n funny.

Done the houdini a few times.

As for my favorite the Hoover.

You are getting it wheelebarrow style, her legs wrapped around your waist and her hands are on the floor holding her up.

Well as your are about to finish you kick her arms out and run her face across thet carpet .... giving her rubburn on her chin.

[RSixxygrl]

LOL these are funny...L8braker--that pirate one is funny!! I did hear someone mention the "glass bottom boat" at the Stunt show and Sicflagrl and I just started cracking up!!!

[clintb]

Originally Posted by RSixxygrl

LOL these are funny...L8braker--that pirate one is funny!! I did hear someone mention the "glass bottom boat" at the Stunt show and Sicflagrl and I just started cracking up!!!

So tell us Sixxy, what's the "Glass Bottom Boat"?

[L8 Braker]

Originally Posted by RSixxygrl

LOL these are funny...L8braker--that pirate one is funny!! I did hear someone mention the "glass bottom boat" at the Stunt show and Sicflagrl and I just started cracking up!!!

Yep...I'm not sure if you were there, but me, Glen, and Kevin (the DJ) were all out there naming them all off...And me and Glen were trying to remember all the ones we had read in that previous thread

Here's the pic...I'm wearing the Atlanta hat...

[L8 Braker]

Originally Posted by clintb

So tell us Sixxy, what's the "Glass Bottom Boat"?

I'm too lazy to help by doing a search, but there's a thread on one of these pages that has a ton of crazy names for sex, and that's one of the funnier ones...

The GBB is when you wrap your face in saran wrap and someone takes a crap on your face...That way you see it all happening, just like looking at underwater on a GBB

[L8 Braker]

Originally Posted by clintb

So, it goes like this:
You're doing her from behind and before you're about to come, pull out and spit on her back. She'll think you've done the deed.
Now, you flip her over and come on her face/around the mouth.
That's the Houdini part.

Reach down and grab a handful of hair (from her), rip it out and throw it on her face.

That sounds like something that might get you thrown in jail...

Can you imagine trying to explain that one in court?

[RSixxygrl]

Thank you L8 for explaining the boat one got me out of having to deal with that one heee heee

[malik ross]

that actually called a Hot Karl.

it was some fetish gay guys had years back. don't ask me who Karl is. i'm not gay and don't know.

[HghVltge]

correct me if im wrong but i thought sex was supposta be pleasureable not painful and i hope some guy would NEVER do any of those things to me cuz id first of all slap the bitch and never again talk to him in my life!!

[hybrid]

Thats too bad High Voltage, I was hoping you'd be down for me giving you the Dirty Sanchez. Or something else who cares as long as your down!!!!

[RSixxygrl]

ohhhhhh no you didn't hybrid....not the dirty sanchez!!!!!!!!!! bahahahahaha

[malik ross]

i think she needs a lil' Hitler instead.