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10-04-2004, 09:09 AM
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500 G.P. Champion
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Marry a virgin or experience?
Here's my comparison on how marrying a virgin or marrying experience is like purchasing a motorcycle. Some of you may have heard this others for the first time. Bare with me.
Virgin:
Upside, a virgin is like going into a bike shop and purchasing a new bike, fresh of the showroom floor. Not even oil in it until you sign the papers. You know it's new, you know it's never been ridden hard or rev up to high. No abuse what so ever........
Downside, no test drive, you dont know how your ass will fit the seat while it's moving, or how it will handle or even if it's ergonomical for your body structure. You have to break it in, break in process sucks ass, do it to hard and you may damage the internals. You have to perform all the first routine maintance.
Experience:
Upside, You get to test drive it, ride it like you stole for a little while to see if you'll like the ride for a longer period of time. If you dont, dont buy it. "keep the number incase you want another test drive just in case" You learn what it's capable of, already broken in. Hell may teach you a few things. You dont have to be easy at all, beat it to death.
Downside, You cant always get an accurate carfax, you dont know what kinda contaminations are in the engine. Not sure how many riders have ridden it and how hard it's been ridden. How many times it's gone down and how hard it went down. Are the lower fairing bowing out?!?!
The mileage could be off, the odometer could have been unhooked, you might be buying a 10,000 mile bike but it's actually been cosmetically fixed and really has 100,000 miles on it.
So there you have it, and I hope at least one person is offended by this.
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10-04-2004, 09:27 AM
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Spider Dork
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My first wife was a virgin until I met her. Only virgin I ever had.
Big downside- she wasn't much on experimenting. Still alot of issues with certain things being 'yucky'. So basically sex was 'guy on top, get it over with quick' style. I like the role of teacher, but I also got bored with constantly playing salesman for a new position or something.
She became a f**k bunny, but there was very little adventure and I spent alot of time thinking about potential she wasn't realizing.
She also started screwing everyone else when I deployed. She did like sex, and didn't bother waiting for me. Her big thing was being so hung up about everything that I was totaly bored with her.Young and tight, sure. Fun or exciting, not really. Your milage may vary.
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10-04-2004, 12:08 PM
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Got a question for you, Solly. What would you have done differently with your life, say... oh... 8 years ago? Because apparently you are a slightly cooler ME from the future, and I'd just like to avoid some of life's mistakes before we - I mean before I make them..
Nobody wants a girl who doesn't enjoy sex. And just about any girl who enjoys sex will want to sleep around a little at some point in her life to experiment, to see what different guys are like and how good it can get. It's the same for both genders, I guess. You learn from experience, and you ARE missing out on something if you've only ever been with one person. Whether you're OK with that or not is a personal matter. Personally, I'd like a girl who knows a few tricks.
To stay with the analogy, if you buy that shiny, cherry R1 right out of the showroom, you're gonna have a hard time holding onto it. Somebody's gonna steal that thing before you can blink. You get one a couple of years old that's been put through its paces, maybe you'll be able to hold onto it for awhile. It'll hurt the pocketbook a little less when it goes, too. Plus, you might be surprised to find a few mods in there.
On the other hand, it's a nice feeling to be able to point and say, "That's mine and mine alone."
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10-04-2004, 03:20 PM
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I would not want a virgin--have no idea what to do with laying the pipe
I prefer a guy who has experience but not a man whore and by that I mean not some guy who lays everything with 2 tits, a hole and a heartbeat!
I would rather learn something from a man than have to teach him all the ropes 
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10-04-2004, 05:39 PM
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Definitely a lady with experience. It's already common sense really, but I learned much more from watching Sex and the City.
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1999 Kawasaki Ninja ZX-9R (The Blue Cow, Sold, And Forgotten)
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10-04-2004, 06:58 PM
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Originally Posted by RSixxygrl
I prefer a guy who has experience but not a man whore and by that I mean not some guy who lays everything with 2 tits, a hole and a heartbeat!
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damn leaves me out
twinsen,
I would have never admitted that
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10-04-2004, 07:49 PM
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$460 gets a Japbike
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Originally Posted by RSixxygrl
I would rather learn something from a man than have to teach him all the ropes 
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Damn and you got yourself all spoken for, I was a bout to head down to sunny FL and help a lady out LOL  :
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Most people are other people.
Their thoughts are someone else's opinions,
their lives a mimicry,
their passions a quotation
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To aquire knowledge, one must take the time to learn from lessons.
To aquire wisdon, one must take the time to experience life.
I may not be the brightest, but I am wise.......
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10-04-2004, 08:12 PM
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Originally Posted by RSixxygrl
I prefer a guy who has experience but not a man whore and by that I mean not some guy who lays everything with 2 tits, a hole and a heartbeat!
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Who needs a heartbeat? 
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10-04-2004, 10:51 PM
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Originally Posted by ASCI_Blue
Who needs a heartbeat? 
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ya know...I knew someone was going to say that!!  But I actually expected Uncle Stimy to say it 
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10-04-2004, 10:53 PM
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Originally Posted by UK_R6
Damn and you got yourself all spoken for, I was a bout to head down to sunny FL and help a lady out LOL  :
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Well what can I say??? I have been here all along, quite single and only the loser guys have been around so when I find a winner I have to jump at that...you know how it goes UK--it's the same with women  Gotta strike when the iron is hot!! 
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10-05-2004, 12:39 AM
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Originally Posted by RSixxygrl
ya know...I knew someone was going to say that!!  But I actually expected Uncle Stimy to say it 
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Actually I was gonna say, Who needs tits???? 
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10-05-2004, 09:23 AM
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World 500 GP Champion
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Evils... your a hoot!!  Gosh, that was funny....
Im with Sixxy, I want to be with someone that can rock my world, not some I have to teach to please me, and besides, I've been with men that you tell them over and over how ya "like" it, but still cant get the hang of it... pppffffffffffffffffffttttttttttttttt!!... No thanks!!!
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10-05-2004, 11:48 AM
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In this day and age can you still find a virgin over the age of 18?
I don't think I would marry a girl that was a virgin. You don't know how they are going to react to sex. If they have done it before and with you at least you know a little bit of what you are getting into.
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10-05-2004, 12:18 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2004
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Have to test drive the car before I buy it!!
have to make sure the stick shift is working correctly!! bahahahahahahahaha
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10-05-2004, 12:39 PM
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Superbike Champion
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I don't think I would marry a virgin, it would just be weird.
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