|
|
 |
10-01-2004, 10:01 PM
|
#1 (permalink)
|
|
Death Waits In The Dark
 SBN Contributor
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Pembine WI
Age: 28
Posts: 1,620
Casino Cash: $250
Sportbike: 2002 R6, My Wife
|
Why did the chicken cross the road ???
Why did the chicken cross the road?
GEORGE W BUSH
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to
know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against
us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.
COLIN POWELL
Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of
the chicken crossing the road.
HANS BLIX
We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.
JOHN KERRY
Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it!
RALPH NADER
The chicken's habitat on the other side of the road had been polluted by unchecked industrial greed. The chicken did not reach the unspoiled habitat on the other side of the road because it was crushed by the wheels of a gas-guzzling SUV.
PAT BUCHANAN
To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.
RUSH LIMBAUGH
I don't know why the chicken crossed the road, but I'll bet it was getting a government grant to cross the road, and I'll bet that somebody out there is already forming a support group to help chickens with crossing-the-road syndrome. Can you believe this?!? How much more of this can real Americans take? Chickens crossing the road paid for by their tax dollars. And when I say tax dollars, I'm talking about your money, money the government took from you to build a road for chickens to cross.
MARTHA STEWART
No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information.
DR SEUSS
Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.
ERNEST HEMINGWAY
To die in the rain. Alone.
MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.
GRANDPA
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road.
Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.
BARBARA WALTERS
Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heartwarming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its life long dream of crossing the road.
JOHN LENNON
Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together - in peace.
ARISTOTLE
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
KARL MARX
It was an historic inevitability.
CAPTAIN KIRK
To boldly go where no chicken has ever gone before.
SIGMUND FREUD
The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
BILL GATES
I have just witnessed eChicken2003, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook. Internet explorer is an integral part of eChicken.
ALBERT EINSTEIN
Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?
BILL CLINTON
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your definition of chicken?
Al Gore
I invented the chicken!
COLONEL SANDERS
Did I miss one?
__________________
JIM D 
If it's fast, loud and runs on a flammable liquid count me in.
|
|
|
|
Sponsored Links
|
Advertisement
|
|
|
10-01-2004, 11:46 PM
|
#2 (permalink)
|
|
I'm the king nut
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Wasilla,Alaska
Age: 45
Posts: 5,030
Casino Cash: $250
Sportbike: 03 CBR 600RR-02 VTX 1800c(rebuilt to the max)
|
There's so much truth to that Rush Limbaugh one.
__________________
. Make a difference today,smile at someone.
Ya never know,it just may change their life. 
Your word is all you have in life that is truly yours. Guard it carefully and be something noble.
Do what you say you'll do, be there when you say you will. This is called integrity
Courtesy cost nothing and gives you everything.
|
|
|
|
|
10-02-2004, 12:34 AM
|
#3 (permalink)
|
|
part of the problem
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Bay Area
Age: 26
Posts: 487
Casino Cash: $250
Sportbike: 2003 600 RR
|
That was great
__________________
"I once saw a fat woman wearing a shirt that said GUESS on it, I said thyroid problem." -Arnold Shwarzenegger
"The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it." -Oscar Wilde
"If you are going through hell, keep going." -Sir Winston Churchill
"Virtue is insufficient temptation." -George Bernard Shaw
|
|
|
|
|
10-02-2004, 01:38 AM
|
#4 (permalink)
|
|
World Superbike Racer
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: SoCal
Age: 22
Posts: 519
Casino Cash: $250
Sportbike: N/A
|
truly magnificent.
Although you managed to miss the most important:
RACERX
Woah! Before crossing any such road the chicken needs the proper gear and must take the MSF course. Also, the chicken is required to bake a certain amount of muffins for the up-coming track day!!
- Couldn't resist!!
__________________
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by japbike
.... We only want you for your weiner... we don't have to listen to you, pick up after you, ect ect... that's what your gf's and wives are for
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by Stimy25
I used to date a mother, that had a small child. Whenever Id get hungry shed pop a titty in my mouth...........  |
|
|
|
|
|
10-02-2004, 03:38 AM
|
#5 (permalink)
|
|
i ride sideways
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: dfw
Age: 23
Posts: 1,525
Casino Cash: $250
Sportbike: 99 R6
|
hehe, those are good  |
|
|
|
|
10-02-2004, 10:04 AM
|
#6 (permalink)
|
|
I ride naked!!
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Northern Subs of Metro Detroit
Age: 33
Posts: 708
Casino Cash: $250
Sportbike: '92 Fizzer 6
|
That is hilarious. good stuff!!
__________________
Two Wheel Freedom
Detroit Sportbikes
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by nitrotc3drifter
boy was i freakin retarded when i made my choice, but you live and learn...and this lesson hurt....real bad
|
|
|
|
|
|
10-02-2004, 10:17 AM
|
#7 (permalink)
|
|
500 G.P. Champion
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Glasgow,Ky "Between the bible belt and hell"
Age: 25
Posts: 1,232
Casino Cash: $250
Sportbike: 2003 Honda CBR 600RR
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by DarNinja
truly magnificent.
Although you managed to miss the most important:
RACERX
Woah! Before crossing any such road the chicken needs the proper gear and must take the MSF course. Also, the chicken is required to bake a certain amount of muffins for the up-coming track day!!
- Couldn't resist!! |
Damn good shit man.... |
|
|
|
|
10-02-2004, 06:17 PM
|
#8 (permalink)
|
|
My fanclub is here
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Twisty, NC > Lake Mary, FL
Age: 35
Posts: 1,910
Casino Cash: $7826
Sportbike: GSXR750K6+, GSXR750K2-, CBR600F3-
|
To prove to the possum that it can be done.
__________________
Banned
|
|
|
|
|
10-02-2004, 06:39 PM
|
#9 (permalink)
|
|
#1 Gear Nazi
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Okinawa
Age: 29
Posts: 4,734
Casino Cash: $17849
Sportbike: 2001 Yamaha R1
|
If this was in the Politics forum the no matter what the chicken did wrong, it would be Bush's fault.
__________________
If you want me to "find Jesus" I'm gonna need a shovel and a map - Me
|
|
|
|
|
10-03-2004, 09:24 AM
|
#10 (permalink)
|
|
World Superbike Champion
SBN Contributor
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Finally in FL...too damn hot. Gotta get back to Jerz!
Age: 30
Posts: 646
Casino Cash: $816
Sportbike: 2001 ZX6R...RIP - 2007 Tornado Red D675
|
very insightful. BRILLIANT!
__________________
*****It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.****
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by Zoom
I'd really like to see a nude opera some time in my life....because I bet, when they hit the high notes, you can really see it in their genitals.
|
|
|
|
|
|
Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
|
|
|
| Thread Tools |
|
|
| Display Modes |
 Linear Mode
|
Posting Rules
|
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
HTML code is Off
|
|
|
All times are GMT -5. The time now is 02:05 PM.
|
