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10-01-2004, 10:08 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2004
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I think you're mistaken sir
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck."
"If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you!"
To which the wife responds: "he wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he ! was gay, thought you were cute, and asked if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!"
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10-01-2004, 05:51 PM
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I'm the king nut
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Wasilla,Alaska
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LOL.....that was a good one.
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Courtesy cost nothing and gives you everything.
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10-01-2004, 05:52 PM
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part of the problem
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Bay Area
Age: 27
Posts: 487
Casino Cash: $250
Sportbike: 2003 600 RR
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good stuff
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"The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it." -Oscar Wilde
"If you are going through hell, keep going." -Sir Winston Churchill
"Virtue is insufficient temptation." -George Bernard Shaw
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10-01-2004, 10:56 PM
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Superbike Racer
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: North Missouri
Age: 36
Posts: 289
Casino Cash: $250
Sportbike: 1998 Kawasaki ZX9R
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Awesome!!!
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10-06-2004, 09:40 PM
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World Superbike Champion
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Worcester, MA
Age: 24
Posts: 654
Casino Cash: $850
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hahahahaha thats horrible, but hilarious!
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10-06-2004, 09:58 PM
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Official SBN Party Pooper
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Location: Hawaii
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Sportbike: The one with 2 wheels
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An oldie but a goodie
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10-09-2004, 10:35 PM
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Back Marker
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Jersey
Posts: 53
Casino Cash: $250
Sportbike: 01/Yamaha/R1
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get me every time hahaha
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10-12-2004, 05:25 AM
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VVV Clown Punched VVV
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: L-Town
Posts: 12,854
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+1
he'll be 
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Arroyo Seco, Firebird, HPT, MAM, JenningsGP, MMP, Hallett, Putnam Park.....
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10-14-2004, 01:27 PM
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'is not amused....
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: CO
Age: 30
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O shit thats awesome (sent to girlfriend too )
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10-14-2004, 11:31 PM
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Supersport Racer
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: SC
Age: 27
Posts: 144
Casino Cash: $250
Sportbike: Waiting..
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10-15-2004, 08:29 PM
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World Superbike Racer
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: SoCal
Age: 22
Posts: 519
Casino Cash: $250
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HAHA!!! oh man, that cheered me up!!
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.... We only want you for your weiner... we don't have to listen to you, pick up after you, ect ect... that's what your gf's and wives are for
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I used to date a mother, that had a small child. Whenever Id get hungry shed pop a titty in my mouth...........  |
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10-21-2004, 11:46 AM
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Around
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Pittsburgh, PA
Age: 28
Posts: 691
Casino Cash: $350
Sportbike: Kawasaki Ninja 600r
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Very funny
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